Why am I writing this? Because I can, that's why. And yes, it is intended to be very poorly written. If you want to read my good fanfics, go to my profile and click on any of the others there.

Chapter 1

"Lucy wait!" said Natsu

"Why? You insulted me in front of the whole guild! Now I'm really embarrassed and I'm going to leave the guild because I'm weak,you love Lisanna, and you kicked me out of Team Natsu!" Lucy retorted. (Sorry, just about all the fanfics I read for NaLu start off like this. This is a parody of every one of those) She started crying.

"Well maybe I was wrong."

"You literally told me all that, like 30 seconds ago."

"Well I changed my mind."

"Fuck off Natsu." Lucy then ran away to her apartment and packed her things then left Magnolia on the train knowing Natsu hates trains.

"Why did Lucy leave?" Gray asked.

"Natsu is an idiot, that's why," Erza said.

"Well I already knew that much," he said. "Nice going Flames for Brains."

"Shut up, Ice Princess!" Natsu said enraged and already forgetting Lucy. Wow this story is going to be shit. Good thing I don't mean for it to be good.

*Five months later*

"Wow! I've become so strong after all that training!" Lucy exclaimed to herself and her new Dragon Slaying magic, because thats how most of these fics go. "Now I can counter Nastu's magic because its Water Dragon Slayer magic!"

"You did well, now I'm off to my date. Bye blondie." Said Aquarius before closing her own gate.

*she then takes like, five days to get back to the guild where Natsu became a drunk, like Cana and Lisanna is evil. Again, many fics do this, and Lisanna hates Lucy for some unknown reason.*

"Hi guys!" Lucy says, entering the guild.

"Hi Lu-chan!" Levy exclaimed, hugging her bff. "Glad that you're back!"

"Me too. I missed this guild."

"Leave, bitch!"Lisanna exclaimed. Because reasons.

Lucy then beat Lisanna's ass and Natsu saw that, sobered up real quick, and apologized to Lucy. Then he confessed he loved her and eventually they got married, had kids and died of old age. The End.

There. Now you never have to read another NaLu fan fic ever, because this is a summary of what 85% of them are. Love you all loads. Bye. Please go read my good fics.