the idea came to me after a friend and i briefly discussed a modern au between roxas, sora and axel - most respectively of roxas and sora as twins, because who doesnt love that? i know there are LOTS and lots of aus like this but i guess i kind of became obsessed with the idea, because here we are with the longest fic im going to write on here and - surprise! it is going to be naughty and EXACTLY my friend and i talked about! also, ive seen a few times the idea of leon being their dad - it is oddly cute to me, so we are going to pretend he is exactly that. their very cool and awesome dad
for the sake of this fic, roxas and sora are both aged up to 18 - and are the same age T T but sora is 8 hours older, and likes to throw it in roxas' face a lot. anyway, this'll be a multi-chapter fic, so onward to the first chapter!
"He— He wants to do what!?"
The entire time, Roxas had been considerate enough to keep his voice down so that Leon didn't hear, but Sora's voice was loud enough to catch anyone's attention, and he gestured aggressively for his brother to keep it down. Away on a business trip with her senior students, their mother wasn't home— but that didn't mean they could just sneak around as they wished. There was still one obstacle left, and Roxas wasn't about to get caught trying to leap over it. "I know you heard me," he hissed. "I'm not going to repeat it!"
"But I'm not his boyfriend," Sora protested. "I was always told that's the kind of stuff you do with the person you're with, and I mean... you and Axel are together, right?"
"He just wants to know," Roxas said. "Like... it's not like he's sick of me, he just wants to see if we're really all that similar, I guess..."
"By having sex with me!" Sora belted out. "Roxas, that's hardly—"
There was a story to this. It had all started out in Axel's bedroom after band practise. Lounging on one of the bean bags on his floor, the both of them had been completely bored out of their minds for an hour since getting home. Axel wasn't the best at making conversation, naturally, so apparently the best thing to say was, "How good is Sora in bed?"
Roxas sat up and stared at him, shocked. "What? What kind of question is that?"
"It just crossed my mind," Axel said. "Like, don't you have any idea? Or any suspicions..." Initially, he had been sitting with Roxas in his lap, stroking his hair, but now he looked at him with a kind of quizical, curious look in his eyes. "Your rooms are right next to each other, aren't they? Haven't you ever... caught him?"
Roxas shrugged. "You're forgetting that Sora and I aren't exactly similar," he said. "I mean, he has a... classmate, but he likes to pretend that they're less of 'boyfriends' and more like, really good friends. You know Riku, right? Sora and I have known him since we were kids."
"Oh," Axel said. "So... him and this 'friend' of his are in a constant loop of friendzoning, and they don't even know it?"
"They both are to blame," Roxas said, and he rolled his eyes. "The two go hand in hand. Though, I think Riku knows... at least."
For awhile, the two of them had sat in silence. Roxas still hadn't processed the question to its full extent yet, so he took the time to think about it as Axel went quiet, looking at him. He lied, only a little bit about Sora— he had caught him and Riku doing things a few times, but he wasn't really about to tell Axel that. Roxas still respected bits and pieces of Sora's privacy, regardless of whether or not Axel could keep things a secret, and he wasn't too keen on the idea of letting his boyfriend in on his brother's sex life. Whatever sex life he even had.
"Why did you ask, anyway?" Roxas asked, after a moment. "You want to know if him and I are different in bed, or something?"
"A little," Axel admitted. "As I said, I'm curious! If you guys really are so different, what if he has different sexual habits? What if he's... you know, shy... innocent, quiet, loud... who knows?"
"He's not shy, that's for sure."
"You don't know that," Axel protested.
Considering Riku always seemed to be over when their parents weren't home, Roxas felt as though he had a bit of an idea. "So... what you're saying is..."
"I want to have sex with your brother, yes," Axel finished for him. "Unless you have an issue with that?"
Surprisingly, Roxas and Axel's relationship wasn't quite your average one; they acted differently, treated each other differently, and they were surprisingly okay with a lot of things you wouldn't consider as normal. Aside from the fact that Roxas thought it was a little weird, what he was requesting, it didn't exactly bother him. A part of it was probably because of the kind of person Sora was; he was aloof and... well, remotely innocent, and didn't seem to get a lot of activity in except from Riku. And if anything, Axel was only discussing it with him now because they trusted each other. Roxas sighed deeply. What was the worst that could happen?
"Fine," he said. "Let me talk to him."
Axel:
Have u asked him yet? Or are u chickening out?
Roxas:
umm i havent yet
Roxas:
im asking him rn omfg dont BOTHER ME
Axel:
Ok ok ok just let me know what he says pronto!
Hastily, Roxas looked up from checking his phone.
"I don't know, Roxas," Sora said. He had his head on the kitchen table with his arms circled around it. "Axel is kind of intimidating."
"Oh, c'mon... he's really not that bad." He didn't exactly blame him though. Axel didn't give off the best first impressions, and he was more than aware of that. "I mean, it's not like he doesn't know who you are... he'd just know to go easy on you. You know... so that he didn't hurt you or anything."
Sora lifted his head off the table for a second, then leaned his cheek against his arm. He still didn't look at Roxas, who was leaning towards him, his own arms crossed in a similar manner. "But I mean, what's he so curious about? What if it makes Riku jealous? I mean, it's not like we're dating, but still..."
Roxas stared at Sora, confused. "What's the problem then?"
"It's weird," Sora said. "Like, I think Riku has a thing for me, but I think he also has a thing for Kairi— so he likes both of us, but... I don't know, I told you it was weird!"
"Well it's not like you guys are even dating," Roxas said. He was trying to wrap his head around the idea of Riku being jealous over Sora, despite the clear indication it wasn't just him he was into— but he quickly shook the thoughts away. "Besides, it's one night, anyway. I can always tell Axel you said no. It's not like you have to agree."
Sora raised his head. "No, I mean— It's not like I don't want to," he said. "I didn't say no!"
Roxas crossed his arms. A part of him kind of hoped Sora would say no, and oddly enough, it had a lot to do with morals. And although the offer at hand didn't bother him, he would take immense joy in knowing that Sora declining would upset Axel and make him jealous; if only slightly.
"I— I mean," Sora continued, after a moment. "Are we really that different? Like... he's not... unsatisfied, is he?"
Roxas laughed. "Uh, no," he said. He knew for a fact that Axel wasn't unsatisfied at all. They were always joking about how desperate he got sometimes; Axel could be quite the baby when it came to sex, despite his age, and it made him a perfect target for Roxas' sense of humor.
"Then... he just wants to know?" Sora sounded so uneasy for someone so curious.
"He just wants to know," Roxas repeated.
Sora looked away from him, then. He was staring at his hands thoughtfully, and Roxas could see with ease as soon as he began to consider it. It was all over Sora's face, the way he thought about it— and Roxas could tell, too, that Sora was trying his hardest not to make eye contact. He was avoiding just looking at him for the time being, which didn't surprise him, but then Sora glanced off to the side and away from his hands; he squinted for what seemed like a brief second, then pressed his lips together.
"I..." he cleared his throat. "I'll... do it," he said.
Well, that was easy.
"Well, okay," Roxas said, although he hadn't quite processed what Sora said. He went to rise from his seat, delighted for a brief moment in the false knowledge that he'd be the bearer of bad news to Axel— bad news he'd have to deliver. But then what Sora had said seemed to click, and Roxas did stand up, shocked. For a moment, he thought he'd said no! "Wait, what?" He asked, placing his hands on the table. "You mean you'll actually do it?"
"Um," Sora said, scratching his chin. "Yes?"
They stared at each other for a few seconds, or at least until Sora's face began to redden as the embarrassment set in. Eventually, Roxas sat back down, leaning back in his chair as he ran a hand through his hair— and Sora waved his hand around, trying to laugh the whole thing off.
"It's not like I could just turn down an offer like this," Sora said bashfully. "It's almost like an opportunity."
"I didn't think you'd actually agree," Roxas said, exasperated. "I thought you'd get embarrassed and shy, like you usually do," he continued.
"What if I'm curious though? About Axel?" Sora looked back towards him. "You're not the only one that thinks he's attractive. I guess we really do have similar tastes, Roxas."
"You're supposed to be the younger, more responsible brother!" Roxas moaned. "Sora, you're not allowed to say Axel is hot!"
"I'm older than you!" Sora yelled. Roxas opened his mouth, then closed it.
His phone buzzed. 'Anything yet?' Axel had texted. He rolled his eyes, considering it'd only been about fifteen minutes since he'd last responded, and lowered his head in preparation to reply.
"Did Axel text you?" Sora asked from across the table.
"Uh, yeah," Roxas said. "Give me a seco-"
Before he could finish, both him and Sora heard footsteps coming from down the stairs. They froze, relaxing only when it was Leon who came down to greet them, but it was apparent that he wasn't going to be down with them for long. He grabbed his jacket from the coat hanger, walked towards the front door, and began to put his shoes on. "Hey," he said, even though he wasn't looking at them. His back was turned as he got ready to leave. At least that's what Roxas assumed, as soon as he saw him. "I didn't expect to see the both of you sitting at the table together. Don't you have better things to do?"
"Oh, uh," Sora said. "We were just discussing what we should do tomorrow, that's all!" Roxas scoffed at his lie, even though he knew it was more than believable.
"Oh," Leon said. "Well, I'm going out for the night." He tapped the front of his foot against the floor, leaned down to adjust his heels, and stood back up. "I'm just running some errands for Cloud. I might stay there for the night, so... don't throw any parties."
Roxas twisted around in his seat. "...You mean you're not coming back?"
"Mhm," Leon hummed. He turned around to look at him as he pulled on his jacket. "I'll probably call you two tomorrow morning, if you're still home. I'm assuming you're just going to stay in tonight and not do anything, so it's not really worth the call."
On the inside, Roxas was losing it. "Oh... haha! Yeah, we're not doing anything," he said. "Just uh... probably going to play video games or something, you know us."
Leon raised an eyebrow at them. "Uh huh," he said. "Well, if you need me for anything, then... my phone will be on. Cloud, too. You'll be all right by yourselves? You don't need anything?"
"Perfectly fine," Sora said. "No parties, no having people over, no nothing! We know the rules, dad." Give it to Sora to be the model son out of the both of them; Roxas couldn't lie for his life. It was too obvious, if it were him. He was usually the one getting into trouble, not Sora. If anything, Sora could pull it off without even trying.
"Well, that's great then," Leon said. He turned towards the door once more and opened it, stepping outside. "Good night then, you two. Have fun."
"Night," Roxas said.
"Good night!" Sora called.
The door closed. Roxas and Sora looked at each other, complete beside themselves. Usually, Leon never left the house long enough to be gone overnight— and it had be completely coincidental that he chose the one night they had things planned. Bad things. Both of them were staring at each other with wide eyes, until Sora lowered his to where Roxas was holding his phone beneath the table.
"Well uh," he said. "I guess... you should text Axel now, right?"
Roxas nodded. "Yeah," he said. "I... guess I should." He unlocked his phone and swiped to Axel's name.
Axel:
Anything yet?
Roxas:
he said YES LOL
Roxas:
AND MY DAD LEFT... so like... i guess i cant back out of this now
Axel:
I'll be right on over!