I don't know what to say. Can anyone help me? Oh, and don't ask about the name; I was eating the candy 'Fuzzy Peaches' at the time. So... meh!
The Inu-Tachi walked around looking for jewel shards. All of a sudden a huge, gross sound erupted, shaking the trees and nearly deafening Sesshomaru, Shippo, Kirara, Inuyasha, and Sugimi.
The sound caused all the humans to drop to their knees and hold their breath, the demons were having a harder time breathing, everyone was having a hard time breath, all except... Kikyo.
Kikyo, the undead clay pot, totally unable to feel anything, stood where she was, blushing. The disgusting, sound was coming from her, directly from her butt.
Sugimi threw a barrier around himself and sat down cross-legged. A sign on top of the strong, see-through barrier said:
"OCCUPID! MOVE ALONG! OCCUPID!"
Sango fumbled with her stuff and grasped what she was in need of, her specially made for demon slayers, gas mask.
Miroku opened his wind tunnel, holding it in front of Kikyo's clay ass, he sucked the horrible gas into his hand. But, he could only take so much, and was blasted across the clearing. Sadly, he still stayed conscious.
Kagome crawled over to Sugimi's barrier and knocked on it, he stared at her. Sugimi opened the barrier and Kagome ran in, Sesshomaru zipping in at lightning speed.
Inuyasha fainted, Shippo was in the barrier, thanking Kami that he was still alive. Sango ran over after grabbing Kirara and Miroku, Sugimi let them in, Ah-Un, Jaken,and Rin racing inside right after them.
Naraku appeared laughing evilly, he looked around the clearing, Kikyo stood in the middle, literally farting her ass off, Inuyasha lay unconscious beside her, the rest sat in a barrier made by Sugimi.
Then Naraku was hit by a horrible scent, he shot his miasma out, but it only got repelled by the horrible scent. He fell to his knees, coughing, whispering to the Kami's:
"Help me, I promise to be good. Please, I'm sorry."
He fell unconscious, a barrier surrounding him. The Kami knew, even if Naraku was a terrible male, a murderer, a sadist, a whatever he was, he still didn't deserve this kind of cruel punishment; it was worse than anything they'd see in their lives and the most mind/soul/heart/body/nose/lung/life scarring thing ever.
The gas was too much for Kikyo's clay pot body to bare, and she blew up, shattering sharp clay pieces, that shined like, well, clay, around the huge clearing.
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