When he looked around, he must have thought I would start crying again, for he said "Show you something if you won't tell anybody." I said what. He unbuttoned his pants, grinning slightly.
"Well what?"
"Well can't you see it?"
"Well no."
"Well it's a dick"
"Where?"
"There. Right there."
He had been a comfort to me, so I said it looked lovely, but I just saw a 14 inch cucumber. Wait…. Atticus told me that that is a dick!
Jem motioned for me to move closer to him. I could feel his sausage press up upon my wet hot Pocket that I just took out of the microwave.
"Jem! Don't pop my cherry yet! I want to eat the cherry at the top of this ice cream sundae."
"I'll pop more than your cherry. I'll also pop all this bubble wrap that came with this Amazon prime shipment!"
"Please don't do that! You can pop my cherry, ok?"
Jem shoved me against the wall, a devilish grin on his face. He had just read the Bear Grylls story "incest is wincest" and has taken the mantra to heart.
He took off the breeches that I spent hours trying to put on and kissed me on the cheek.
"All the other girls are such teases" he groaned. I didn't want to disappoint him. I kneeled on the ground and started to unbutton his pants.