The Weird Day
At the Ishida residence......
Aw, how cute. Matt and daddy are in the living room having a quiet evening.
Matt: Hey dad?
Mr.Ishida: Yeah, son?
Matt: Can you do the spanish polka!
Mr.Ishida*Jumping up*: Can I do the Spanish polka! Hit it!
T.K. come in and are playing the maracas.
Matt and Mr.Ishida: Cha ch cha!
At the Kamiya resedence......
Well, well, well. It looks like Tai and Kari are home alone. Of course, they are very well behaved, sensitive kids. So tonight they'll-
Kari and Tai: Food FIGHT!
They run around like crazy throwing pasta and an assortment of fruits at eachother. An ambush is begining to take place.
Tai*Throwing grapefruit*: Die Kari!
It smacks Kari in the face, and the juice squirts in her eye.
Tai: HA HA HA!
But he stops laughing when Kari throws a watermelon at him and he falls off the stairs. Then Tai recovers and sings.
Tai: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die!
Kari: This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and and drowned the whole world!
WarGreymon: War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutly nothing!
At the Takenouchi (These last names suck!) residence.....
Tofu.....Tofu......Oh, sorry. The Takenouchi's are eating dinner.
Sora: Mom! Guess what I did today?
Mrs. Sora's Mom(I will not say the last name again!!!!): What dear?
Sora: I went surfing on a penguin in Nebraska.
Mrs. Sora's Mom: That must have been totaly knarly!
Sora: Yeah dude! It like was!
Mrs. Punk Rapper Mommy(The mommy formerly known as Mrs. Sora's Mom): You know, that was totaly wicked the time we went snowboarding on Tai's underwear! (?!)
All of the sudden, Sora's dad comes in!
Mr. Sora's Dad: Hi family! I know I've been gone for years, but can I come back in?
Sora: Sure. That would be wicked, you lousy bum!
Mr. Punk Rapper Bum Daddy(The bum formerly known as Mr.Sora's Dad): DUDE!
At the- No way! I will not say anymore last names!!!!! Ahem, at the Mr and Mrs Mimi's parents residence.....
The parents are in the living room watching a soap opera. Mimi is in her room dancing to "Aqua".
Ms. Bratty I want Everthing butt munch(The brat formerly known as Mimi): I'm a Barbie Girl, in a barbie world!
Palmon: It's fantastic! I'm made of plastic!
Chewy-chewy carmel camel: E=Mc2. Otherwise known as the theory of reitivity, stating that a given mass is equal to the ammount of energy, multiplied by the square of the speed of light!
Mimi: Go away, little brother!
Palmon: I'm bored.
Mimi(The kid formerly known as Mimi): I know! Lets invite the others over for a sleep-over!
Palmon: But Joe and Izzy! They won't agree!
Mimi: Don't worry about them....
In the Middle of No-where.....
Joe: Izzy, are you sure we took a right turn?
At Mimi's house.....
Tai*Still covered in watermelon*: I will now tell the story of the haunted beach!
Everyone shivers. Tai begins the story.
Tai: One day....I went to the beach....and I saw waves.... The End!
Everyone screams in horror (Oh no! T.K.'s gonna have nightmares!)
Matt*Still dressed in Polka clothing*: I say we play truth or dare! T.K.!
T.K.: Truth!
Matt: What happened to Patamon?
T.K. took out a box that say's in red ink "Warning: Fat Smelly Snob". Out pops Patamon, smoking a cigar.
Patamon: Yeah, what do you all want?! I was watching Sienfeld for god sake!
T.K. pushes him back in the box.
Sora: I say we dance!
A stage appears and everone dances as Sora sings.
Sora: Ooops, I did it again! I played with your heart, got lost in the game!
All the boys in the backround are oogling pictures of Brittney Spears and aren't paying attention.
Matt: Heh he he......
Tai: Wow.........
T.K.: ARRRRRRIBAAAAAA!
Uhh, The end