Round and Round the Love Circle
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Star Wars.
Rating: PG13
Time Period: Prequels. Attack of the Clones period.
Summary: Everyone is in love with someone else! Will anyone find true love?
By Obikin4ever
There once lived a man named Anakin. Anakin was in love with a woman named Padme. Padme was in love with a man named Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan was in love with Anakin. You can see the problem. Let's take a closer look at what Anakin is doing right now...
Right now Anakin is suppose to be protecting Senator Amidala who is also his love, Padme. He is watching her with deep intrest. He sighs deeply for she is paying him no mind but watching Anakin's master, Obi-Wan, train. Obi-Wan is training 'cause he wants Anakin to be impressed by his cool Jedi stunts. But Anakin doesn't care because Anakin is to busy watching Padme. This makes Obi mad and continue to watch Anakin. So Anakin is watching Padme, who is watching Obi, who is watching Anakin. This is not good. Let us take a look at what Padme is thinking.
Sigh. Obi is too cool! I wish he'd look my way once. Gees, why doesn't that little nerdy Jedi pest get a life or take a picture or something 'cause he's really freaking me out staring at me like that!
Let us take a look inside Obi-Wan's mind.
Sigh. My Padawan isn't trained enough in the Jedi forces for he does not know what I feel for him. Oh dear, why doesn't that silly senate, Padme, give me a break and stop staring at me! But I suppose I am just too gorgeous...
And now let's take a look inside the deeply complexed mind of Anakin.
Padme! Padme! Look my way! Why do you still reject me? I've only been shot down by you only 16 times this week so I guess that's a good sign! My stupid Master is still staring at me! Please, Obi, stop judging me!
So Padme hates Anakin (who loves her) and Obi hates Padme (who loves him) and Anakin hates Obi (who loves him.) Well, three people noticed this and decided to make it ALL better. These three people were Sabe (Padme's body double) C-3PO (the droid) and Yoda (the Jedi master).
Sabe went up to Anakin and confessed her love for him. Turns out he like her too! They dated and got married.
C-3PO went up to Padme and confessed his love for her. Turns out she thought droids were cute! They dated and got married.
Yoda went up to Obi-Wan and told him to forget about boys and either become straight or never be a Jedi again. Of course now Obi is an awesome Jedi. So everything worked out. In the end.