Author's Note: I do not own any characters of Gundam Wing. Ashley and Sarah are my two friends who I decided to put in this fanfic. Watch them all make fools of themselves! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! E-mail your comments to me at
stargazer326@hotmail.com thanks. ^_^Imagination
Chapter 1
Star: Time to have some fun!!! Heh Heh. ^_^
:: The Gundam Pilots, Relena, Hilde, Trieze, Milliardo, Ashley, Sarah, Noin, and Lady Une pop up into a completely white room.
All: Huh?!?!
Duo: Where are we?
Star: You are in my fanfiction!
Quatre: What?! Where is that voice coming from?
Star: Uh….It's coming from me, duh.
Heero: Where is it? :: Pulls out a gun ::
Star: I AM NOT AN IT!!! I am a she!! You can't see me because you're currently in my fanfiction.
Hilde: Well that explains it.
Star: See, Hilde understands.
Duo: Well she's the only one.
All (except duo): We understood.
Duo: Um…heh heh.
Star: Can I please go on?
Wufei: Women are weak. They have no right to control us. Where is the justice?!?!
Sally: Here's the justice. :: Sally hits Wufei with a frying pan ::
Wufei: Ouch!!! :: Wufei sinks to the floor ::
Milliardo: I'm out of here. :: Begins to leave ::
Star: I don't think so little man. :: Milliardo freezes in mid-step ::
Milliardo: Who are you calling little?!?!
Star: Why, you of course. :: Milliardo shrinks and becomes Chibi-Milliardo ::
Chibi-Milliardo: Hey! Change me back now!!
Star: FINE! Spoilsport. :: Chibi-Milliardo changes back to Milliardo ::
Lady Une: Can we go on with the story now?
Star: Oh, sure!
:: Star stops typing for an hour ::
Duo: Hey! Why were you taking so long?! We were forced to freeze for a whole hour!!
Star: I had to think of a story to put you guys in.
:: Massive sweatdropping ::
Hilde: Ok…..
Star: Heh heh. Anyway, I thought I'd go with a really old idea, many writers get when they have writer's block. I guess I have writer's block because I can't think of anything better…..
Wufei: :: Now conscious:: Get on with it woman!
Star: We're going to play truth or dare!
:: All characters fall to the floor anime style::
Quatre: Whatever. The sooner we play, the sooner we're out of here, so I'm in.
All: Yeah….
Star: Okay, first there are some ground rules. You can never dare anyone to do anything with someone of the same sex, and you can't make a dare that would cause a national incident. I know how it feels to cause a national incident……
Trowa: Anyway! We understand the rules, can we just get on with the game?
Star: Wow! Trowa spoke! To celebrate we shall continue the game!
Noin: We haven't started the game!
Star: Point taken.
:: Everyone sits down after the author places couches in the bleak white room. ::
Relena: This room reminds me of the hospital.
Star: Sorry. :: Room changes to a comfy cabin with lamps and a TV ::
Duo: Alright a TV !!!
:: TV disappears from the room. ::
Star: Shall we begin?
Quatre: Wait a second! Who are they? :: Points to Ashley and Sarah. ::
Star: Oh them! I forgot to introduce them. :: Appears in a ghostly form. Then points to a girl with silky red hair pulled in a ponytail, with green eyes, wearing a white top, blue jeans and blue vest. :: That is Ashley, she is very kind, but can be dangerous when you insult her.
Quatre: ::Mumbles:: Pretty….
Ashley: Hey! How dare you criticize me like that! :: Raises fist to hit Star. ::
:: Duo pops in front of Star and takes the blow, knocking him to the ground. ::
Star: Sorry Duo, but I can be hurt, and you were kinda in my head at the moment so you took the blow.
Ashley: Oh Duo, I'm so sorry!!
:: Hilde picks Duo off the floor. ::
Heero: How can you get hurt, when you're a ghost?
Star: I'm not really a ghost, I just chose that form. :: Points to other girl, with light brown hair and eyes, wearing a red top and white shorts. :: This is Sarah, she is very nice but also very stubborn.
Sarah: Hey!
Duo: Can we please get on with the story?!?!
Star: Sure.
Star: :: Pulls name out of a hat:: Hilde! Your first, ask someone a truth or dare.
Hilde: Hmmmm….ok. Duo, truth or dare?
Duo: Dare. The great shingami can do anything!
Hilde: Ok then. :: Whispers something in Duo's ear. ::
Duo: OK! This is gonna be fun! :: Duo pulls out a chocolate cake::
Duo: Sorry Wufei. :: Duo shoves the cake in Wufei's face. ::
Wufei: MAXWELL, YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!!!
All (Except Wufei, Heero, and Trowa): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Star: Ok. Wufei, your turn.
Wufei: Alright. :: Looks around the room :: Heero, truth or dare?
Heero: Dare.
Wufei: I dare you to cut Duo's braid off!
Heero: Mission accepted. :: Big shiny scissors appear in his hands. :: (Thanks to the author.)
Duo: ::Runs around with Heero on his tail:: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Note: Well it was my first attempt at humor. What will happen next? Will Heero cut Duo's braid? Will I get over my writer's block? r/r to find out!
