Cake: OMG Cake

By: KitKat411

Author's Notes: I am going to get shot for this. I know. I get this, don't worry. I don't know what the matter is with me, other than the fact that I failed my Physics final-or, you know, close to it- and this song/crack story cheers me up.

Plus, after Light "starring" in "Charlie the Unicorn," L was jealous and wanted a song of his own.

I hope it cheers you up too. And if you have never heard this song, then YouTube "Cake." By Kelly. It will make your day.

PS. I've been making fun of lots of popular songs. ((Well, okay, two. But that's not the point.)) However, if you have any other ideas for this kind of thing, post it in a review! Muchas gracias!

And again, their thoughts are bolded, as they don't all fit with the song. And again, OOC ness galore.

PS. The end-however mean-is a joke. Don't worry, I love ya'll. Just not when you don't leave me reviews! Hee hee hee. BUT IT'S A JOKE.

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Matsuda: Happy "Thousandth Day of Hunting Kira" twins!
Raito-kun/Light: We aren't twins, Matsuda. We're just chained together.

(Opens gift)

Wow! How to Hide Secretly From Your Enemies/Girlfriends for Dummies

AND a fancy pen I can use to kill people with! Thanks Matsuda!

Matsuda: Now, Ryuuzaki, go ahead and open your present….
L/Ryuuzaki: (Opens gift)

AN APPLE AND A PAIR OF SOCKS?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL?
Watari: What did you expect, L, fluffy pink handcuffs?
Raito-kun/Light: Ha ha ha. Nice present, L.

L/Ryuuzaki: Shut up Kira…
Raito-kun/Light: Paranoid.

I'M NOT KIRA, DAMMIT!
L/Ryuuzaki: I'm going to kick you, shit bag!

(Gets up)
Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, where are you going?
L/Ryuuzaki: Out…

Why the hell do you care?
Watari: (whispers) Crazy
Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, what are you going to do with your life?
L/Ryuuzaki: I'm going to eat what I want.

And screw you, dentists.
Matsuda: (Whispers, head in hands) Oh God, not again…

L/Ryuuzaki:

Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Oh my God.
Cake.
Let's get some cake.
Let's get some cake.
Let's get some cake.
Let's get some cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Oh, my God, cake.
Cake.

Ice-Cream cake rules.
Raisin cakes suck.
Chocolate cake rules.
Fat-Free cakes suck!
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Oh, my God, cake.

Vanilla cakes rule.
Carrot cakes suck.
Apple cakes suck.
Mint/Chocolate-Chip cakes suck!

Raito-kun/Light:
I think you eat too many cakes.

L/Ryuuzaki:
Shut up!

Watari:
I think you have too many cakes.

L/Ryuuzaki:
Shut up!

Misa-Misa
I think you have too many cakes.
L/Ryuuzaki:
Shut up!

Matsuda:
I think you have too many cakes.
L/Ryuuzaki:
Shut up!

L/Ryuuzaki:
Stupid Kira.
Stupid Kira.
Let's get some cake.

Let's hunt for Kira!

These cakes are three hundred dollars.
These cakes are three hundred dollars.
These cakes are three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's eat 'em!

Some Random Cake Salesman:
Um…these cakes are kinda fattening. I don't think you should eat them.
I mean, you'll get fat.

L/Ryuuzaki:
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

Oh, by the way bitch,
FUCK YOU

And to all the dentists of the world:
FUCK YOU

And to Kira-who I KNOW is Light Yagami:
FUCK YOU

And to all the people who read this story and DON'T REVIEW:
FUCK YOU!