Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, because if I did. Well yaoi… yaoi everywhere.
This is like my first story ever, so try to be nice if you review.
Reasons why America thinks England has a Period
1.) He gets moody. Not just normal England moodiness, no it gets worse. One minute he loves America, and the next he hates him and never wants to see him again.
2.) He cries… a lot. Example: One week America came over to see him but, he wanted to play his XBOX for an hour or two while he was there. Well he looked over to the sofa where England was only to see he wasn't there. Confused he pauses his game to find England. Ha walked into the bedroom to see England silently crying into a pillow. He had to spend the next hour convincing England that he did love him and he did want to spend time with him. He was never playing games on "That Week" ever again.
3.) He eats a lot. America doesn't think ant amount of food is to much, but how England eats on That Week is a lot. He eats mostly sweets like chocolate, ice-cram, hard candy, etc…. He sits on his couch watching Doctor Who. So that's new.
4.) His stomach hurts. He lies in bed saying his stomach is killing him and he won't move. Then when he does wonder downstairs he lay on his stomach on the couch moaning in pain. Then he goes to the bathroom, when he comes back he finds America lying on the couch. He stands there looking for a minute before he lays down on top of America face first and cuddles into America's chest. America just sighs and holds him.
5.) And finally in those moments when England is feeling sweet he'll curl into America's side, grab his hand, and play with his fingers. He'll kiss each individual digit, and then kiss America's shoulder, then finally his lips. He'll move over America, and that's when things get higher than G-rated.
So yeah America think England has periods, but he's a good boyfriend and brings ice-cream and cuddles. He takes the yelling and the anger. Finally when England calms down, he curls up with him and makes sure he knows he's loved.