Hello everyone, this story is result of cooking class and so please enjoy this fic with everyone's favorite orgy members

Zexion: XmirrorXorXtruthX doesn't own Kingdom hearts or Us... or pasta

Demyx: No matter how much She wishes She does

Rixver: -sob-

"And one more cup of water"

"Alright" Demyx replied, filling the measuring cup to the "1 cup" line and pouring it into the pot. He turned to his blue haired companion "What next Zexy?" Zexion twitched "MUST you insist on calling me that preposterous nickname?" he growled. "Aw, lighten up Zexy!" Axel called from the table he was sitting on. Running a hand through his red hair and grinning. Zexion settled for scowling and rolling his blue eyes, he then threw a tomato at the taller man, effectively smothering his face in red. "Hey look Axey, Your face is the same color as your hair!" Demyx exclaimed pointing at the laughing red head. Axel smirked at that and dumped the pasta all over Demyx's Dark Blonde hair. "And now yours is too"

WHACK

Poor Axel never saw Zexion's frying pan coming.

"You Idiot" Zexion said, hitting Him again for good measure. "Now we have to cook the pasta all over again"

Zexion put another pot of water to boil and glared at Axel who was sitting on the chair again. Demyx Grinning obliviously from the counter, his green eyes laughing at the red- head "If you two are only going to cause trouble, I suggest you leave" the bluenette growled impatiently turning and chopping the onions "But Zexyyyyyyyy-" Demyx began " –oooooooon" He added seeing the darkened aura around the smaller boy "I want to stay and help cooooooooook! Make Axel leave!" "Hey now!" Axel said "I thought you were on MY side Dem!" "But I wanna cook pasta Axel!" The blonde replied pouting "I can't choose between friendship and food"

WHACK BAM

Zexion stood huffing over the bodies Of Axel and Demyx, whose eyes looked reminiscent to those of a knocked out Pokémon. "Just shut up and help me" He hissed.

"Alright now Demyx you go get the Garlic and Parsley" Zexion instructed , Demyx mock- saluted before scampering off to the pantry "And Axel you go get the …" He paused trying to think of a non flammable ingredient that Axel would get into no trouble getting "The parmesan cheese" Axel looked disappointed but perked up and straightened out "Aye, Aye Sir!" He mock saluted as well before venturing to the cabinets. The tiny blue- haired boy looked satisfied and he turned around to prepare the sauce. He began to count off all that they had "so we have the Spaghetti and we made the basics for the sauce…"

CRASH

"Axel, all I asked was for you to do a SIMPLE task…" Zexion growled, Demyx clutching his sides in laughter. Axel lay on the floor, surrounded by bottles and piles of spices and tangled up in pots and pans. He smiled sheepishly and held up a single bottle "I found the parmesan"

"This is madness!" Axel yelled staring up at the man above him "Madness? No, this is PASTAAAAAAAAAAA!" Demyx yelled as Zexion face palmed in the background.

Demyx and Axel sat at the table while Zexion finished cooking "How do the two of you get into these shenanigans?" An exasperated number Six asked as he poured the sauce onto the spaghetti. "You sound like an old man Zexy" Demyx replied grinning at his smaller superior. "Shut up!"

As soon as all the organization sat at the large table –minus Xemnas and Saix as usual- "Hey this tastes awesome" Xigbar said as they all stuffed their faces with the spaghetti, Roxas nodded in agreement as sauce covered his face. "Thank you" Zexion replied wearily "You wouldn't believe the effort that went into it"

The end, please reveiw and tell me what you think... go ahead... click the button on your screen -holds up saix puppy- one Saix puppy to all who do