LOVELIFE AT HOGWARTS 5
Harry was wondering why he had seen his name on this website. He clicked on the linked. Holy #$& crap. What the hell. It was like his whole life story. There was 300,000 stories about him, Hermione, Ron, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Wimpy Dimp, woops wrong story. (Hey, don't get mad at me, I'm just trying to make this funny, don't make me use knock-knock jokes, or Popsicle ones. I'm also trying to keep this a teen writing before I have to start using explicit, real-life teen crap.) Now back to Harry. Harry was going nuts, is he that famous, now this part really freaked him out. There was one story that knew about his boner on Thursday. AND HE WAS ALONE!!!!! Harry's gone a bit nutty. He grabbed a chair and brought it to the window. He stood on it and said "if I really were fake, when I jump out this window, I'd still be alive." So he jumped and then he smashed his face into the side of the wall. "What!!" His shoelace was caught in a slit in the window. " !#$".
It had been 2 hours since he'd been caught; he's still there. Everybody is at class. He can vaguely see the quidditch teams below. He got his wand and tried to signal them with a quick flare, but instead his wand shot a missile and killed 5 people on contact. " Erghh, stupid writer. Fix this." "Okie Dokie" the writer said "Huh" and Harry went flying off his shoe staying up there.
His was coming close to the ground. Then out of nowhere, giant rocks come hurdling out of the sky. Huge flaming boulders came crashing into Hogwarts. Then he was caught by someone, a bird, naahhh, a plane, no waaaay, yep you goit SUPERMAN!!! Du DAAAA!!!!!! What happens to Harry, find out in 6!!!