A/N: I don't own Gakuen Alice, go figure and things in parentheses are authors notes.
Mikan and Natsume are currently texting each other, because they are both special stars they have the privilege and money to own a phone.
Mikan: HEY NATSUME!
Natsume: Oi Polka what the hell do you want?
Mikan: Don't say bad words *pout*
Natsume: Fine then what the $% %$ do you want (use your imagination *evil smirk*)
Mikan: …
Natsume: Just tell me what you want woman!
Mikan: Oh yea!
Natsume: baka
Mikan: *pout*
Natsume: Just get it over with
Mikan: Natsume do you watch sponge bob?
Natsume: H-
Mikan: O.O
Natsume: %$ NO!
Mikan: …Well anyway~ I was watching sponge bob and there was this song called the fun song!
Natsume: Really? (Perverted thoughts)
Mikan: Yea! Want to know how it goes?
Natsume: Yea tell me Polka
Mikan: Ok here goes; F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!
Natsume: …
Mikan: Huh? O.o Natsume are you there?
Mikan: HELLO NATSUME!
Mikan: WTF? O.o
Natsume in deep thought: F is for friends whodo stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea. Friends who do stuff together, you and me, anywhere and anytime at all.
Natsume: Hey, Polka
Mikan: Oh good, Natsume, I thought you were dead.
Natsume: What a f-
Mikan: O.O
Natsume: What an idiot
Mikan: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WORRYING ABOUT YOU!
Natsume: What?
Mikan: N-Nothing!
Natsume: Polka tell me what you said or I'll burn everything you own.
Mikan: W-What, can't we settle this without violence. Pleeeeeeaaaaassseee!
Natsume: Ok
Mikan: *Perk up* Really?
Natsume: Yep but you have to come to my room tonight
Mikan: Huh? Ok! (Dense girl, stupid dense girl)
-One week later-
"Mikan," Narumi asked "how did this happen?" He pointed to Mikan's stomach, Mikan sighed "Natsume taught me the fun song."
-The End-
Credits: My friend Hotaru Imai (LOL just kidding, Emily N.)
She pointed out how perverted this song sounded and I added the part where Mikan gets pregnant and I created the story board. (Yay go me XD) Hope you liked it please R&R.