While in Care of Magical Creatures one day we had a lack of excitement with the flobber worms. So naturally we began to talk a bit. We were discussing our favorite muggle movies.

I had mentioned Napoleon Dynamite. And quoting ensued. I quoted about my favorite animal, the liger. I decided I could trust the people around so I talked about my liger breeding plan.

I had the whole plan worked out. As lions and tigers, and yes even ligers, were real species I simply needed magical specimens of the species. My ideal charms to be used on the specimens were: a color changing charm, a hover charm, and a growth charm.

At this point I was confronted by Hagrid. Hagrid was rather excited about the plan. We decided to discuss the preparations while we were going to dinner. Unfortunately Professor McGonagall heard us talking.

Did you know that you get a week's detention with Snape and Filch respectively for planning to breed illegal animals. If I had attempted it I would have had to go on trial in front of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. And all I was doing was quoting a movie. That's not fair, in my humblest of opinions.