How to annoy all nations in general:

1. Throw a bucket of water over them, and state that there is a flood going on

2. Spin them around and state that there is a tornado going on

3. Shake them violently and state there is an earthquake going on

4. Throw ice on them and state that it is hailing (if that's a word)

5. Throw shaved ice or flour over them and state it is snowing.

6. Put them in a room full of fangirls

7. Bonus points if they are yaoi fangirls

8. And they have cameras

9. Lock them in a room together

10. Make them read yaoi fanfictions and doujinshi's

11. Even more bonus points if you make any one of them cry. Especially Germany, Sweden, Romano, Austria etc...

12. When any of them enter their house, state that there is a monster in it (lock the doors, put beer and onigiri into the toilet, borrow Tony, scatter keys everywhere.)

13. Imitate them and do horribly at their accents

14. Make them all eat England's scones

15. Repeatedly state that you are their younger brother/sister and/or long lost lover (guaranteed to annoy the shit out of anyone)


A/N: Yes, I know this is really short, but the other chapters will have 30-50 (give or take) each, so yeah :D Plus, this chapter is too broad to have to do too many, because there isn't a lot you can do to all of them at once or one that doesn't apply to just one or two countries... If you get what I mean ^.^' I randomly got inspired and decided to do one myself :3 Also, the 15th one was inspired by a roleplay chain I saw in a youtube video... It was really weird (and this person kept pressing that she/he was England's little brother/sister when 'Iggy' said that he/she wasn't) Anyways, VOCALOID ON~!