Episode 1: Mario
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…
Mario was seen sitting in a black director's chair on a purple stage with a spotlight shining down on him, adjusting his hat.
Mario…
He's a cheater…
"A cheater? Me? I don't a think so." responded the red plumber raising his eyebrow confused. "I've always played fair in my party series, sports events and even go-kart races, and I've got plenty of witnesses to that."
Brushing of the lie, Mario returned to his normal composure.
Mario…
Only saves Peach to eat her cake…
"That's ridiculous! I love Peach and just being able to see her again is reward enough for me!" Mario shouted annoyed. "We don't need to buy each other's love!"
Mario…
He's abusive to his brother…
"That's awful! Where are you hearing these lies?! I would never hurt Luigi in any way! Sure we get into a few fights now and then, but he's still my little bro and we both respect each other!"
Mario…
His mustache is fake…
"How DARE you insult the stache! I assure you my mustache is 100% real!"
Mario…
His fame is all caught up in his head…
"Are you suggesting I'm some stuck up celebrity? While I appreciate the attention and special treatment, that does not mean I'll go and act like a total jerk!" shouted Mario. "I pay like everyone else, I follow the laws of the Mushroom Kingdom, I even allow BOWSER of all people to come along with me to sporting events and racing! A hero needs to keep good reputation after all!"
Mario…
Is a serial killer…
"I'm sorry, what? I would never fatally harm anyone! Enemy or not, I couldn't kill anyone! I spare every single trooper of Bowser or any other foe they throw at me! Killing never solves the problem!"
Oh yeah? What about Lava Pirahna? Didn't seem like he survived…
"We-well, I assumed he was unconscious, I mean, he just sank into lava, right? He can survive in it!"
Or how about that giant wiggler down at Gelato Beach? Dissolving into sand is pretty gruesome you know…
"I-I-I had no choice! It was blocking the warmth of the Sand Bird egg! It would have died if I didn't do something!" Mario stuttered.
Perhaps Glamdozer during your second space journey to space will convince you…
"I only woke her up! She attacked on her own! It was self-defense!"
Now you know…
Mario…
"They know nothing!" yelled the hero. "They think I'm a ruthless, barbaric killer!"
Tell that to PETA...Tanooki poacher…
"They're not...I don't think...Y-you can just…" Mario shouted thinking of a comeback.
However, he gave up and sighed and then walked off the stage in defeat.
Decided to work on little mini-series before I get back on track. All characters in the Mario franchise belong to Ninendo. Read and Review!