Disclaimer: You must've been smoking something if you think I own Yu-Gi-Oh or Hallie's Song. (Eminem fans would probably have my head if I said I did)

After listening to Hallie's Song one too many times, this idea came to my head. It's in Seto's POV. You should be able to figure out what he's talking about. Is it possible for this to be parody/angst (because of the lyrics)/humor (because Seto and a Eminem song isn't exactly normal *snickers*)?

Much thanks to saria-the-green-haired for beta reading (and poking fun at Seto with me while I was typing) this. ^^ A couple of er…"odd" mistakes kinda showed up and luckily she pointed it.

Notes about the lyrics:

Chess game-Seto and Mokuba got adopted after Seto beat Gozaburo Kaiba in a game of chess

Niisama- Means (honorable) older brother. It's what Mokuba calls Seto in the Japanese anime.

On with the parody! ^^

Mokuba's Song

Yo, I can't sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna fuckin sing
Cuz I'm happy
Yeah, I'm happy
Ha Ha

I got my brother back
Yo, check it out

Some days I sit, starin out the window
Watchin this world pass me by
Sometimes I think there's nothin to live for
I almost break down and cry

Sometimes I think I'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?

But then I see my brother
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into his eyes

Sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then he comes back to me

My baby brother keeps gettin older
I watch him grow up with pride
People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me
They just don't see my real side

I act like shit don't phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then I see my brother
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into his eyes

Yeah and if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my brother

If I could hit the notes,
To show him how I feel about him, how proud I am that I got him

I'm so glad that our stepfather didn't beat him

Now you probably get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a heartless bastard who doesn't give a shit,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my brother more than life in itself,
But I had a stepfather that was determined to make my life livin hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what I faced:
3 broken ribs, 6 years of child abuse
I've been to hell because of him, I've been to the hospital because of him
I've taken bats to peoples backs,
Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why'd I win that chess game?
Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I'd seen what he was fuckin
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my brother, maybe the only one that I care, Mokuba
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My brother's traveled back to the arms of his rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It's like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin on me
Cuz my brother knows that his niisama's a soldier
Nothin' can take him from me

Woo!
I told you I can't sing.
Oh well, I tried
Mokuba, 'member when I said
If you ever need anything, niisama will be right there?
Well guess what?
Niisama's here.
And I ain't goin nowhere

Man, what was I thinking when I made this? oO;; Should I make a music video along with this? Review please! ^^