101 Ways to Annoy Germany

by Mega-Prindel-of-Doom

When Germany goes too far in an April Fool's prank, Prussia will stop at nothing to get his revenge. Especially since it involves annoying Germany, in 101 different ways! Will Germany retain his sanity or will Prussia push him off the brink? Mild crack.

1. Peeps, Gilbird, and Long Lists

101 Ways to Annoy Germany

Prologue

Prussia growled angrily to himself as he ran his fingers through his messy white hair. Screw that West, ruining his April Fool's Day with that one prank of his. In fact, not that the proud ex-nation cared to admit it, but Germany's revenge for all those past April Fool's Day tricks was actually pretty good, for a guy with a stick tightly wedged up his you-know-where anyway.

Stupid, stupid, Germany, offering him that box of peeps and telling him they were made of chicks. And of course, he had to bird-nap Gilbird too. Thankfully, the little chick was now nestled in Prussia's white mop, safe from the candy company at present.

Glancing at the laptop screen that illuminated his face, Prussia waited for the damn webpage to load, wondering if it was somehow Estonia's fault. "Ah, finally!" The ultimate tool for his revenge was right before his eyes! Sniggering, Prussia bookmarked the list, called 101 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate. Germany wouldn't know what hit him.

The list was cobbled together from various versions off the internet. Please review!