Sonic and Shadow were in a park and were fighting.

"Shadow when are you going to admint that unicorns don't exsit"Sonic ask.

"Faker, they do exsit. I eat unicorns for breakfest I mean isn't that proof enoughe"Shadow ask.

Sonic was shocked. "That is just... thats... thats just cruel. How can you possbaily eat a unicorn for breakfest"Sonic ask.

"Well you say they don't exsit so, why would it matter to you"SHadow ask. And turned his back on Sonic.

"First of all get your butt out of my face and secand unicorns don't exsit"Sonic huffed.

"Yes. They. DO"Shadow then started twerking in front of Sonic's face. "Now then"Shadow huffed and walked away. I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND CAN NOT LIE YOUR OTHER BROTHERS CAN DENY AND WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN.

"AHHHHH"Shadow screamed as a unicorn showed up.

"THATS IS A MASSVIE FOOT. And more importanly that is perfecly polised hoof"Shadow admired the hoof on the unicorn.

The unicorn nyaned and SHadow looked up at her face.

"Could this be? Are my dreams of unicorns correct"Shadow ask himself.

Shadow gasp and started climping on the unicorn's tale.

37 YEARS LATER.

Shadow finally made it at the top of the tale and got on the unicorn's back. "It may have taken 37 years to get up your tale and it was totally worth it"Shadow smiled.

The unicorn nyaned at annoyene.

"Don't you nyan at me"Shadow demanted.

Shadow climbed up on the unicorn's head and was upside down hanging on the unicorn.

"Because you know full well that I am totally just like seeing this"Shadow smiled.

WHAT THE UNICORN HEARS.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

WHAT SHADOW IS SAYING.

"And then when you finally cross the evil river of pokemon you finally find pkiachuu and then you can like"Shadow contiued.

WHAT THE UNICORN HEARS.

Blah Blah blah blah.

WHAT SHADOW IS SAYING.

"And I really hope that your understanding me"Shadow smiled but the unicorn then threw Shadow off her head making Shadow land on the ground and the unicorn walked away.

Shadow look at her and yelled. "WAIT NESSY NESSY"Shadow yelled and ran to the unicorn.

Sonic was reading a book when he heard yelling. "NESSY"Shadow then ran past Sonic.

"I'm to old for this"Sonic sighed.

BACK WITH NESSY AND SHADOW.

Shadow stop to catch his breathe and said "But I haven't told you what you should do when you reach"Shadow stop and contiued to run for Nessy.

"I FOUND YOU!"Shadow yelled and in slow motion he jumped on to Nessy's tale. "I FOUND YOU, YOU OVER GROWN LIZARD"Shadow yelled.

37 YEARS LATER.

Shadow finally once again cilmbed on Nessy's back and cmileb on her head.

"Listen! Listen"Shadow ordered.

WHAT NESSY HEARS.

Friends. We are friends.

NORMALNESS.

"Do you understand"SHadow ask.

Nessy only nodded her head.

"MY GOD GREAT YOU WANNA HANG OUT"Shadow yelled and beg.

Nessy nodded her head.

Shadow then cmilbed on Nessy's back and said. "Besy day ever. Best day ever"SHadow smiled.

SELFIE TIME.

Nessy and Shadow took sefies with birds, in cites, in Dairy Queen and at there wedding.

NOW FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPEN.

Nessy threw Shadow off her head. Shadow was groaning in pain. Then Nessy using her back hoofs kick Shadow.

"Ah, I think one of my ribs broke"Shadow cried. Then notice Nessy's foot about to stomp on Shadow's face.

"WAIT! WAIT! STOP"SHadow beg but to late he was face was crushed.

LATER.

Sonic was reading a book and notice Shadow.

"So how did finding Nessy go"Sonic ask.

"Well I got a restraining order but THATS PROOF ENOUGHE THAT UNICRONS EXSIT"Shadow yelled. Shadow grab the restiraining order and ponited at words. "RIGHT THERE"Shadow yelled.

"Name: Nessy. Spieces: Unicorn"SHadow smiled.

"UNICORN FOOL UNICORN"Shadow smiled.

"Hey guess what"Sonic ask.

"She right behide me isn't she"Shadow ask.

"Yep"SOnic smiled.

DUN DUN DUN

This is based off a youtube video I found call Bradon finds a unicorn. Watch it its really fucking funny.