"What is wrong with you?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean the fact you're wearing that shirt, and watching this torturous show."
"It's a nice shirt, and I like the show. Actually, I love this show."
"It's about a bunch of ugly ponies, and your human ideology of companionship."
Naruto was wearing a pink shirt that said 'Spike' and had a picture of a small dragon on it. He was also watching a show called 'My Little Pony'.
"That show is horrendous. And the connection between our eyes is permanent. At least until you die. … Would you drop dead so this torture ends?"
Deciding to ignore the insult Naruto said. "I'm not dropping dead anytime soon."
"You didn't mention anything about ending this torture."
"This so called 'torture' doesn't end for about another 3 hours."
"3 HOURS!?"
Naruto flinched at Kuramas' loud roar.
"Why do you hate me so?"
Before Naruto could respond to Kurama, his girlfriend walked into the room.
"Hi Naruto."
"Hmm. Oh, hey Silk. How are you?"
Naruto said as he got up to kiss his blonde girlfriend on the cheek.
He could see she was eyeing the screen and his t-shirt.
"Umm… I'm good. So, you watch My Little Pony?"
"Yep, love the whole show."
She nodded and gave him a forced smile. Then walked into the bedroom. When she walked out she had a bag full of her stuff.
She sat down next to Naruto, cupped his cheeks and started to breath slightly forcibly with her eyes closed. She opened her eyes and began to speak.
"Naruto, you're a great guy. I know you'll find a great girl someday. But I'm not that girl."
Naruto was confused as she got up and walked to the door.
"See you around Naruto." She said as she left.
"Did I just get dumped?"
He could hear Kurama laughing "And it was because of that torturous show too. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Serves you right."