Yes, my first story. Why don't you read it?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would be dead and it would be called, 'Kakashi', or 'Shino' or 'Gaara' or... 'Blordehourtsenmohck'.

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It all began on a normal day in the Akamichi household.

"What a fine day." said Chouji gleefully, "I think I'll go have breakfast!"

Chouji entered his kitchen and prepared a huge meal. Laying out his succulent feast, he ate up 2 hours worth of work in approximately 3 and a half minutes.

"Well, time to go train!"

And he did. But, something was wrong! Poor Chouji! NOBODY WAS THERE! OH MY GAWD!

"OH MY GAWD!" he screamed. Chouji ran in circles for a little bit, but decided he would ask for help.

He started down the road, and who did he see but NEJI!

"Hello, Neji. How are you on this fine day?" asked Chouji nicely so he could strike up a conversation and ask.

Neji didn't even look at him. He made a little, 'feh' sound and kept walking.

Chouji started again, only to see... SHINO!

"Hello, Shino. How are you on this fine day?" asked Chouji again.

Shino stopped walking and looked at him. "..." he said. Shino turned and kept going.

So Chouji KEPT walking. Then he saw... SASUKE!

He repeated his question.

"Who are you again?" Sasuke asked.

"Chouji."

"Whatever." and Sasuke walked on.

Chouji was not deterred, however. Next he ran into... Gaara?

Chouji wasn't about to be rude, no matter how scary Gaara was, and asked, "Gaara! "How are you on this fine day?"

"Are you mocking me?" asked Gaara coldly.

"Of course not! I am but a jolly soul!"

"Oh. Ok. I'm fine I guess. Besides the DEMON in me that tells me to FEAST ON YOUR FLESH."

"Um... bye then. Thanks."

Kakashi dashed past him at top speed! Well, not THAT fast, but he was running.

Chouji wondered why all the antisocials plus Kakashi were going in the same direction. Now he had 2 mysteries to solve!

Then he saw Sakura sitting on a bench.

"Why, hello Sakura."

"Hey Chouji..."

"What's wrong?"

"S... SASUKE'S GOING TO A PARTY WITHOUT ME!"

"Party?"

"Yes. The Antisocial Convention! I'm much too social to go!" she sobbed.

"Yeh..."

Chouji backed away.

When he saw... NARUTO! But, Shikamaru said Naruto has the stupid disease, and Chouji doesn't want to get sick, so he keeps going until he sees KIBA! and HINATA!

"Hi Ch-Chouji..." said Hinata.

"HI!" screamed Kiba.

"Hi?" said Chouji.

Kiba kicked him.

"You kicked me."

"Yupper!"

"...?"

Chouji left. UNTIL HE SAW SHIKAMARU AND INO!

"Chouji, before you say anything, today we have no training." Shikamaru drawled.

"Oh. Oops. Why are you with Ino?"

"He is carrying my stuff as I shop!" cried Ino cheerfully.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru said.

At this point, Chouji realized Shikamaru was holding about 20 huge shopping bags. Then he wondered why he didn't notice before. THEN he realized he could ask about the Antisocial Convention!

"Hey, Shikamaru. What's the Antisocial Convention?"

"A wierd convention for people who are antisocial. They needed adult supervision, so they brought Kakashi along since he'll just sit there anyway."

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I bet you can't wait for the next chapter covering the beginning of the convention!