Well, this is my first story. I like it. I think it will be the best story on here by far. I'm not usually conceited, but this story is amazingly awesome. I'm telling you, you had better put this story on your Favorites' list. It's a one-shot. Unless you want more. I can always write more if I get a lot of reviews. :D I hope I get a lot of reviews because I really love this story. IT's a sweet romantic-comedy. Did I mention it's fantastic? I think I did, but just in case you missed it. You are so excited to read this story now, huh? I bet your tired of me writing these stupid authors notes. I hate authors notes. People who write them spend too much time on the A/N than the story. It's friggin' retarded. rolls eyes dramatically Well, since you are dying to read this story, I suppose I will put it on. Shoot, how do I do that? Crap. Sorry, I have short-term memory. It took me months to write this story because I don't remember what all I wrote. It takes me awhi- what was I saying? haha. That was a joke, for people who can't tell what sarcasm is.

I'm a pretty sarcastic person, which was why I think this story is good. It keeps the characters In-Character when they are all sarcastic. Because the show is very sarcastic. Of course, you already know this if you are weird enough to actually read FanFiction. Of course, I'm pretty stupid for actually writing this. Have I taken up enough of your time? Eh, I don't think so. Joking, by the way. I'm still putting a few finishing touches. Hold on, I have a new line for the story.

I just put the line in. You don't really know that I went away, because let's face it, You are just reading and can't tell if I go away or not. I could go away for hours and you wouldn't know. You probably wouldn't wait an hour to read what I wrote an hour from when I came back. Unless you were stupid. Then thats an exception. But only if you are really stupid. I mean it, you would have to be locked in a padded room surrounded by the men in the white coats. That's how stupid you would need to be. Whew. I think I've spent more time on this authors note then the actual story. Actually, thats not true. Remember? It took me months to write the whole damn story.

I'm kind of tired. Really, I'm about to fall asleep. Ok. Well, I think you are getting pretty sick of this A/N and probably already skipped to the actual story. Your probably wondering if there actually is a story. Wouldn't that suck if you actually read all of this to find out that there is no story? Don't worry. There actually is a story. I'm not completely wasting your time. Well, maybe a little bit, but not much. For the people who actually put up with me and read all of this, Thank You! You each are very special to me. I love you all! Well, not really. I don't know you. I can't love you. Idiots. Alright. I suppose I'm finished with this now. Here is the moment you've all been waiting for. Waiting for a long, long time. Dramatic drumroll, please! dududdudududu thats the drums, in case you didn't know. Here it is!

Rory's stomach started growling. She was starving. She passed Tristan in the hallway. He stopped her.

"Hey Rory." He said in that smooth, sexy voice of his.

"Hey. Gosh, I'm starving! I can't wait until lunch." Rory told him while rubbing her tummy.

Tristan reached in his back pocket.

"Here, have my chicken wing."

TA-DA! Wasn't that fabulous? I know it was! But seriously, can a story be that good? I haven't read one thats better than this one yet. Ok, now I know you are dying to press that little review button, so have at it! You know you want to. The urge is growing deeper and deeper. It's not that hard, I promise! You just need to clic- wait. I don't need to tell you this. Just go to the 'help' button. It will tell you how to leave a review. :-D Thanks for reading! I expect to see at least 50 reviews in my inbox in the morning! Toodles.

By the way, this is dedicated to my very good internet friend. You know who you are. :D Silly goose. :-O You don't remember your name? If you can't figure out who you are, this will give you a hint. Paperclip. Hehe. Only you will get that. I heart you! Your the best internet friend ever!

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