Professor Snape's shrill voice droned throughout the cold dungeon as he rambled on and on about potions. Harry's eyes grew heavier and heavier, until his head dropped down on his desk with a THUD. The noise caught Snape's attention.
"Mr. Potter!" he yelled. Harry did not respond. He was asleep.
"POTTER!" he shouted again. Harry still did not respond. The professor did not give up.
"Stand back, class," whispered the professor as he pulled out his wand. He held it up, waved it, muttered a few words under his breath, and the tip of the wand began to glow a bright red. Suddenly, fireworks shot from the tip of his wand, exploding everywhere. Startled, Harry awoke instantly and jumped up out of his desk.
"What? What's going on?" he said frantically, as the entire class stood around him, pointing and laughing.
"Am I boring you, Mr. Potter?", the professor asked.
"Um…well…"
"Well, obviously…this lesson isn't important to you…so why don't you tell me, Mr. Potter…what are the properties of a mutation potion?"
Harry gulped. He hadn't a clue as to what was going on. Hermione's hand shot up in the air. Snape gave her a stern look.
"Pipe down, Miss Granger. 5 Points from Gryffindor." Harry was furious.
"WHAT? SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, YOU GIT!" Harry shrieked.
"Mr. Potter…I think you need to…"
"I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!" Harry interrupted. Snape raised his eyebrow. Realizing he had not gotten his point across yet, Harry pulled out his wand, aimed it at the professor and fired a spell at it. Harry missed. The spell ricocheted off of a mirror on the wall and hit a vile on a shelf right above where Harry was standing. The vile broke, and a green liquid came oozing out. Harry did not notice until he felt it dripping his shoulders. Suddenly, he felt a strange feeling overcome him. He looked at his hands…they were…disappearing. Suddenly, he was transforming. His legs and arms had vanished, and his body became round and green. He became a watermelon.
Just then, Ginny Weasly popped out of the trash can and ate Harry. Then she had a platitude.
"Mr. Potter!" he yelled. Harry did not respond. He was asleep.
"POTTER!" he shouted again. Harry still did not respond. The professor did not give up.
"Stand back, class," whispered the professor as he pulled out his wand. He held it up, waved it, muttered a few words under his breath, and the tip of the wand began to glow a bright red. Suddenly, fireworks shot from the tip of his wand, exploding everywhere. Startled, Harry awoke instantly and jumped up out of his desk.
"What? What's going on?" he said frantically, as the entire class stood around him, pointing and laughing.
"Am I boring you, Mr. Potter?", the professor asked.
"Um…well…"
"Well, obviously…this lesson isn't important to you…so why don't you tell me, Mr. Potter…what are the properties of a mutation potion?"
Harry gulped. He hadn't a clue as to what was going on. Hermione's hand shot up in the air. Snape gave her a stern look.
"Pipe down, Miss Granger. 5 Points from Gryffindor." Harry was furious.
"WHAT? SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, YOU GIT!" Harry shrieked.
"Mr. Potter…I think you need to…"
"I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!" Harry interrupted. Snape raised his eyebrow. Realizing he had not gotten his point across yet, Harry pulled out his wand, aimed it at the professor and fired a spell at it. Harry missed. The spell ricocheted off of a mirror on the wall and hit a vile on a shelf right above where Harry was standing. The vile broke, and a green liquid came oozing out. Harry did not notice until he felt it dripping his shoulders. Suddenly, he felt a strange feeling overcome him. He looked at his hands…they were…disappearing. Suddenly, he was transforming. His legs and arms had vanished, and his body became round and green. He became a watermelon.
Just then, Ginny Weasly popped out of the trash can and ate Harry. Then she had a platitude.