this is my first fanfiction idea so don't judge me...this is based off my favorite show two broke girls..its so funny

sadly, i don't own Hetalia or Two broke Girls *starts to sob* well no use of crying over things now the show must start...use of real human names p.s.

fyi: the bold is me...and elizbeta is hungary and sadnaz is turkey so yea no read on my peepz

Chapter 1:

Elizabeta takes the trays from the table, throwing it down to the customers wait their giving her a nasty look. "Um, waitress." One guy says, his friend chuck around him." "What do they want?" She mumbles, lookin gbehind her to see four men sitting at the a table towards the corner, one really taking a look at her.

She strolls over, the guy staring straight at her profile and gives a smirk.' i think i'm gonna throw up.' she thought as she throws on a fake smile, trying not to puke on the table she cleaned hours ago."What do you need sir." She askes nice, shining a fake smile so she does have to bloodgen someone. "Yea, are you free on friday, maybe we could go out ." he says confidently, not knowing that th consequences of messing with hungary is death by frying pan. She feels anger and disgust starting to rise up through her, making want to just lass out at this guy. "No, because i don't go out with pricks like you." She smirks, the guys around him start to chuckle, and the guys shrugs. strike one " Hey, aren't we hostile?" He says, really pushing on her last nerve."i'm only hostile because i have too stand here and wait for your slow brai to say something interesting and besides, dont you read that name tag: it says to bite me, now stop wasting my time before i charge you more from wasting the air other people breathe around here." strike two She says, rolling her eyes, and everyone at the table around her starts to laugh, making the man frustrated."Hey, what do i ever do to you?" "Okay, you wanna know." She says and the guys exhales, everyone at the table drum rolling for this one, trying to breathe from laughing so hard at their struck out friend."First of all, you need to learn manners, you come up in here like you were raised in a barn, and second, you're wasting your breathe, like you ever have a chance with me,-pssh- you wouldn't know how to even treat your mother right." strike three!she says as she leaves, the three others at the table over in their chairas she slapps the tab on the part of the tale infront of the guy. "Maybe next, you'll think twice before wasting my time." She says, as she walks away, the guys at the table moving his hands through his hair and leaves the money on the table for her and leaves, his buddies not far behind." Ha, those guys had that coming to them, messing with hungarian women." Sadnaz says, staring at the clock, now ing the shop closing down for the day soon.

welllll, we alway have learned a valuable lesson from this...never messed with a irriated elizabeta. So, i hope you guys enjoyed it as i enjoy this show! P.S. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz comment, all constructive criticisim is welcome but take pity on me w jk. bye bye for now and go hungary!