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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the sega characters up in here.
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Chapter 1:Revenge
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It was a cold day in december, when Tails decided to wait for Sonic outside the house. He wanted to get Sonic with a snowball. Everytime Sonic gets hit with a snowball, he always says the same thing.
Flashback to a year ago: "Hey man, why would want to hit me with a snowball for?", Asked Sonic with a funny look on his face.
And, Tails would be standing there a few feet from him. "Ah hahhahaha," Tails would laugh in a comic way.
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So, Tails got ready to aim, since Sonic was just a few feet away, then all of a sudden, (Pow).
Tails felt the left side of his face, it was completely stinging. Also, felt the ice in his ear, and the juice went through his drawers.
Someone had hit him with a slush ball. He turned around with one eye and saw Knuckles just standing there laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, Tails I got ya. I got ya real good, didn't I? AHAHAHAHAHA.," He shouted.
"Hey, man, why you go and hit me in the face with a slushball for?," Tails asked, apparently a little disgusted.
So he picked up the snowball and threw it at Knuckles with pure anger and missed.
"God damn it Knuckles, you get back here!," Tails shouted, just after Knuckles started running.
Tails picked another one and missed. Knuckles ended up getting away. Tails cursed at him.
" You asshole! Little Bitch! Get you're muthafuckin ass back here, I'll punch you're teeth out!," tails shouted.
Tails gave up, and just sat there in the snow.
He was so angry, but he didn't care. The snow melt right through his four pairs of jeans, and he didn't even care. He knew the minute he'd get home, his mother would be like, 'You dummy, why did you sit in the snow and just let it melt through your four pairs of jeans.'
'Oh, yeah, mom. You don't care. That's all you care about is someone sitting in the snow and have it melt through their four pairs of jeans. You don't care at all that Knuckles hit me on the side of the face, with a slushball, letting all the juice go down in my drawers. Because if you did care, you'd go out and get him.'
"I'm going to kill Knuckles. Oh, I'm going to kill you Knuckles if it's the last thing I do," Tails said to himself.
So, he started to make a snowball. Afterwards, he started to call out.
"Oh, Knuckles. where are you? You asshole.," Tails said calmly.
He was nowhere to be found. He looked at his watch. It was 7:30 P.M. "I'd better get home, before the guns come out," Tails said anxiously to himself.
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So he waited until July. July 4th, America's birthday. It was 104 degrees outside the shade.
Knuckles was outside his house, sitting on the stairs. Tails had to go to great lengths to prove to Knuckles that he was his greatest homie.
He even let Knuckles drink out the Sprite bottle without wiping it off. He just sat there telling his little jokes.
Tails was standing right there with him.
"Ahahaha, Knuckles you are sooooooooo funny, ahahahaha. I'm going into the house, to get another Sprite for us. You just wait right here. Ahahahaha, you asshole," Tails said.
He went inside, and open the freezer door, and found that his mother threw his iceball away. So, he went back outside with a 44 and shot him in the leg with it.
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Relax and take a breather before you do anything else.