One sunny day Count D went for a walk in a cemetery to visit his pet zombie, Frank. D had first met Frank in a mansion while Frank was eating everyone. D had taken pity on poor Frank, and invited him to his pet shop for tea and cakes. But Frank did not want tea and cake, he wanted to eat Chris Orcot. But Count couldn't let Frank eat Chris, because Leon might have been a tad upset. So D instead offered Frank a bite out of Leon, but Frank just moaned and complained that he had already eaten Leon.
"But I'm right here!" Said Leon.
"No, I ate your soul," said Frank.
"Oh…" said Leon and he evaporated into nothingness.
So D banished Frank to the graveyard and started to search for tea and cake so that he could lure Leon back to this dimension and unbanish Leon's soul from the abyss of Frank's stomach.
"Umnuhuggahimna straaawberries…." Chanted Count D.
As he walked down the street Count D evoked many confused stares. Still he chanted and looked for the cakes of strawberry goodness. When he found the strawberries he set them on fire and sacrificed them to the god of all that is strawberry. Light from strawberry heaven shone and Leon appeared garbed in clothes made entirely of strawberries.
And that is why on a sunny morning D went to visit Frank and demand that Frank stop living in guilt, as Leon was fine.