Gummi Ship Detour: Hetalia!
A/N: I must write this one-shot and I can't resist it especially this crossover! I did say I will see you next year. (For those of you who remember me from my other fanfics). Well, this is just a one-shot that I couldn't resist writing. Please ignore my horrible late night mistakes and French grammar… Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekazu while Kingdom Hearts belong to Square Enix and Disney.
On the Gummi Ship…
"Sora! I told you not to steer the Gummi Ship!" Donald angrily yelled. "Remember how you almost crashed us into the asteroid?"
"Well I'm getting older and I need to learn how to be independent." Sora replied and quickly turned the control wheel forcing the Gummi Ship to flip upside down.
"GAAAACCKKK!!! Stop that!" Donald quacked. "Watch out for that asteroid!"
"What aster- WOAH!!!" Sora quickly steered the control wheel and missed the asteroid by a hair.
"I'll handle thing from here thank you very much." Donald pushed Sora away. "You idiot, you drove us offcourse!"
"I didn't mean too…" Sora cheekily replied, "If I remembered, we were coming from Hollow Bastion… wait why is it not appearing on the map?"
"Gaaaahh!!!!!!! SORA!!!!" Donald screamed while steering the control wheel. "I hate it when you try to take control of the Gummi Ship!"
"Will you two calm down?" Goofy asked, "I'm trying to fill in my crossword…"
"NO!" both Donald and Sora yelled.
"Hey I'm seeing something on the map." Sora pointed on the screen. "But why is it identified as unknown?"
"I hate this." Donald grumbled, "I guess we'll just have to call the King…"
"We don't have cell phones, remember?" Sora said.
"Never mind that… what is this place? He-ta-li-a…" Donald read on the screen, "Hetalia? I do not recall a world called Hetalia,"
"Maybe it's one of those hidden worlds we have to find," Sora excitedly said, "like Atlantica!"
"Oh how shocking." Donald sarcastically replied. "I guess we'll just have to stop by."
Somewhere in the United States of America…
"O! say can you see …" America began.
"What is this?" Sora covered his ears.
"By the dawn's early light!" America's voice continued to shrill.
"Stop!" Donald angrily snapped, "We get the point."
"YO! Do I ever remember you?" America yelled happily while taking a bite from his hamburger, "When I was a little kid, there used to be this show that was created in my home!"
"What are you talking about?" Donald's forehead furrowed, "we don't know any hyper-active brats like you."
"Hmmmm I think it was a mouse with two round ears and yellow shoes," America began talking to himself, "There was this tall lean dog who laughs like 'Uh hyuck!' What else…. Oh and there was this obnoxious duck that has anger management problems…"
"Say WHAT?!?!" Donald jumped up before Sora pulled him away from America, "I so do not have anger management problems…"
"Yeah you do." Sora mumbled to himself.
"Aren't you guys originally from here?" America rubbed his head. "Like, we have this place called Disneyland…"
"Oh please don't start that story now." Sora rolled his eyes and dropped Donald onto the ground. He took a Toblerone bar from his pocket. Where he got that Toblerone is another story left untold.
"Is that a Toblerone I see in your hands?" America asked
"You can't have it." Sora firmly said and took a bite out of it.
"Aww…" America whimpered, "What type of food do you like? I have all kinds of hamburgers."
"What kind of freak is he?" Donald whispered to Goofy.
"Uh hyuck, gee I don't even know." Goofy replied.
"Do you want to meet the Statue of Liberty?" America asked quickly.
"No…" Goofy replied.
"What about Mount Rushmore?" America happily suggested.
"If there are heartless…" Sora said.
"How about the Sunset Boulevard?" America said.
"How about 'no'?" Donald replied.
"Do you want to meet my friend Tony?" America asked, "He's an alien."
"Just like you." Donald replied.
"Why don't we just go somewhere else?" Sora said. "I don't think the Key's located here."
"For once you're thinking sensibly on this trip." Donald said. "Let's just sneak out."
"Even though I really hate ghosts and all those scary things, at least Tony is nice." America kept talking, "I wonder where did they go? Oh well, time to chow down!" He took a bite from his hamburger.
Zoning off to Italy where the Leaning Tower of Pisa stands…
"Being with that freak is really annoying!" Donald began blabbing, "I mean, how in the world did he knew about us and King Mickey?"
"Maybe he's a stalker?" Sora suggested sheepishly. Donald glared at Sora." Heh heh, just kidding"
"Pasta!" Veneziano joyfully called. "Want some pasta?"
"Errr… no." Donald replied and saw Sora began to eat the pasta. "Sora! Where are your manners?"
"I'm starving!" Sora replied while he continued eating his spaghetti.
"Let him be," Romano said, "Besides Germany and Japan, little brother hasn't been able to convince anyone to eat his pasta."
"Oh." Goofy thoughtfully said, "we'll I'm going to have a bite!"
"But but…" Donald stammered.
"Let them be." Jiminy smiled. "I don't sense anything unusual here, especially since it's strange that there aren't any heartless here."
"Heartless?" Romano questioned. Meanwhile, Veneziano is singing the pasta song out loud.
"Yeah, they're supposed to be shady-looking creatures that had lost their hearts." Jiminy explained. "We're on a journey to collect these hearts."
"Oh, well I think it's best if we don't bother you…" Romano began before he was interrupted by his brother.
"Before you go, can you give this to big brother Germany?" Veneziano asked while he pushed a large crate in front of the trio. "Please?"
"I'm your big blood brother." Romano grumbled.
"Uh no…" Donald began.
"Pretty Please?" Veneziano repeated.
"We can't bring this load with us," Sora answered. "And I don't know where's this Germany you're talking about."
"Pretty pretty please?" Veneziano begged, "Germany lives next door…"
"Um Veneziano¸ that's geographically incorrect…" Romano began.
"Well in this world, everything is next door!" Veneziano firmly stated. "Germany lives 3 blocks away from us."
"Just accept it," Sora muttered under his breath and went towards the crate, "I want to find the Key." He began pushing the crate towards the door
"Fine," Donald rolled his eyes before helping
"Want more pasta?" Veneziano asked happily.
"Um, I'm good." Sora said while pushing the crate. "Let's get going!"
"For some reason, Sora's more energetic when he's finished eating." Donald commented while pushing. "Thanks anyways."
"Ciao!" Both the Italy brothers waved as the trio pushed the crate outside the restaurant.
Taking small steps towards Germany.
"That was so inconvenient." Donald muttered as they finished pushing the carte near the tree, "I swear by King Mickey that Germany is not three blocks away."
"At least we're done." Goofy wiped his forehead
"If we had stayed much longer, I think I'm going to puke." Donald said. He began to walk, not noticing a sign board in front of him.
"Ano, Donald watch out for the…" Before Sora could finish his sentence, Donald walked into the sign. "Sign board."
"Ouch. Where is this anyways? Deutschland… isn't this Germany?" Donald read the sign board that he walked into.
"Guten Tag, welcome to the beautiful country, Germany." Germany said.
"Wasn't Germany one of the bad guys during World War II?" Sora questioned. "You don't look all that evil like what's his name…"
"Um if you're talking about me, you got it all wrong." German gave a sigh. "You see, that was my former creepy boss who ordered me around to do things but I just pretended that he didn't exist. " Germany then brought a food platter. "Want some sausage?"
"Is it the same as haggis?" Goofy gave a weird look.
"No, that would be Scotland." Germany replied, "These are authentic German bratwurst and sauerkraut."
"I don't think it'll hurt to have a taste," Sora prepared to dive in before Donald and Goofy held him back.
"Not this time!" Donald said. "I wish Leon was here to make sure you don't stuff yourself."
"Leon…" Sora thought to himself. "I miss him."
"We all miss him." Goofy replied.
"Who's Leon?" Germany asked.
"A friend." The trio replied.
"By the way, have you seen little black alien-looking heartless around here?" Goofy asked.
"Heartless? Never heard or seen them." Germany replied truthfully.
"Then I guess the key's not here." Sora's spirits drooped. "Oh well, let's get going!"
"Oh before we go, a person named Italy asked us to give you this." Sora pushed a crate towards Germany."
"Huh, what's this?" Germany opened the crate and found packets of pasta and tomatoes. "Italia……. I'm going to murder you."
"Au clair de la lune
Mon ami c'est France"
"Bonjour, bonjour mes amis!" France appeared behind Sora and circled around him. "Ah mon ami, tu es très beau!"
"What did he say?" Sora said while glaring at France. "And stop looking at me like that."
"Mon ami, I said you were handsome!" France translated and winked. "Care for some rose petal perfume?"
"Oh lord." Sora shuddered and jumped out of the way. He glanced around at the lush green scenery, the extensive farmland and the solitude castle that appeared hidden like a French soldier quietly waiting for their enemies to appear. "This place seems really nostalgic. Like… it reminds me of one of the worlds we've been to."
"Oh yeah!" Goofy agreed, "now that you mentioned it, this reminds me of Adventureland in Disney World." Everyone stared at him in silence before Sora shook his head.
"If I do recall, I think it was the Beast's Castle?" Jiminy Cricket crawled out of Sora's hood.
"I'm not sure what mes amis are thinking but why don't we have some cheese and wine?" France sang while smelling a red rose.
"He does have a similar attitude to that table lamp…" Donald Duck admitted. "though not as uh…"
"Seducing?" Sora suggested.
"That's not's an appropriate word for you to use!" Donald snapped.
"Hello, for your information I'm in the teenager range." Sora replied.
"My my mon ami, why don't we have a little cup of wine?" France asked.
"I'm too young to drink." Sora replied.
"I hate wine." Donald firmly stated.
"I don't like the smell of it." Goofy reflected.
"It smells bad." Jiminy replied.
"Why don't we hit the road?" Sora asked, "I don't get the feeling the Key's here plus this creepy old man is scaring the crap out of me."
"For once I agree." Donald said. "On the count of three. One. Two."
"THREE!!!! AHHHHH A CREEPY PERSON IS HERE!!!" The trio plus Jiminy ran as far as possible from France.
"Au revoir, mes amis!" France waves, "Bon Voyage! Now let's have some wine." He poured red wine into his wine glass while humming Au Claire de la Lune to himself.
Listen to the wind
Taking you to a new world
Welcome to Japan
"Whew, that was close!" Goofy wiped his forehead. "Um, where is this place?" The trio looked around their surroundings to find that they were in a garden of a small resident's place. This particular garden wasn't as lavish as France's homeland where everything grew everywhere. Rather, this garden was filled with selected small bushes, a few simple flowers and a rock garden. They were standing on small walkway built with smooth wood. Behind them, the koji paper doors slides slowly, revealing Japan in formal kimono.
"Konnichiwa." Japan greeted and bowed slowly. "Welcome to Nihon, the land of the rising sun." He held out a platter full of dango.
"Don't you think this is oddly familiar?" Goofy asked as he grabbed a skewer of dango, "Like we've been here and we also haven't…"
"You've, you've been here?" Japan stammered. I can't believe that foreigners would come to my country.
"Well the setting, the bamboo, this Zen feeling." Sora replied while he grabbed some dango, "Reminds me of those samurai movies and people… like… Okita Souji."
"You know my brother?" Japan asked in astonishment. Waaahh…. aniki, you're very popular; even to the foreigners.
"Well from Peacemaker Kurogane and Rurouni Kenshin." Sora replied after finishing his dango. "This dango is very delicious. Aren't there different types of dango?" Japan nodded Waaah, this spiky-haired kid knows that there are many different types of dango.
"Before you stuff your face Sora, we really need to see whether or not there's a key here in this world."Donald said.
"Ehh? You're name is sora?" Japan asked, "As in 'sky'?"
"How do you know that?" Sora asked with a surprised look.
"The word 'sora' is a Japanese world for 'sky'." Japan replied. He has a Japanese name!
"Come on Sora, I don't think that the Key's here." Donald said impatiently.
"Ano, if you want to go somewhere else, why don't you visit my eldest brother, China?" Japan requested with a blush.
"What's wrong with this kid?" Donald whispered to Jiminy.
"Thanks for the information!" Sora said, "And thanks for the food! Domo Arigatou!" As Sora went and caught up with the rest of the group, Japan's face became flustered.
Huan Ying! Huan Ying! Wo men huan ying ni!
"This is really, really nostalgic!" Sora gleefully said as he walked along the street. The street was lined with small shops brightly lit with colorful paper lanterns. Each stall was filled with different treasures such as fruits, herbs and other trinkets.
"Yeah wherever we go, you feel nostalgic." Donald grumbled, "And stop acting like an old man!"
"You really are in a bad mood today, Donald." Sora noted.
"BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STEERED US OFF COURSE!" Donald yelled, "And we're wasting our time here!!!"
"Oi, stop yelling like that or else you'll become this." Sora pointed at the replica of the Peking Duck dish. "It actually looks really delicious."
"THEY EAT DUCK HERE?!?!" Donald screamed in fright. "How dare you say that Sora! I'm going to get you…"
"Ni hao, wo men huan yin ni! Hello and we welcome you to China!" China happily welcomed, "have some tea!"
"Was it Okami or was it the Land of the Dragons?" Sora thought out loud. "Or was it Street Fighter? No it might have been Dragon Ball…"
"Okami… oh don't tell me you've been sneaking video games and comic books on the Gummi Ship!" Donald shook his head.
"If I do recall, I think it's Land of the Dragons." Jiminy said. "And I thought we were supposed to go there to see if there were any changes there."
"This is the Land of Dragons." China said. "In fact, we have a few dragons here, like Ao Guang, Ao Qin, Ao Run and Ao Shun…"
"I don't think he gets it." Sora whispered to Donald. "Um, wasn't it supposed to uh, snow here?"
"Snow? During February? Not here in the south!" China laughed, "It's Chinese New Year right now!"
"Go figure…" Sora said as he stared at the red paper lanterns hung on each of the buildings. "Huh… we've only seen the bad side of the Land of the Dragons so far…"
"But we did see the Forbidden City." Jiminy noted from his journal. "Come to think of it, the architecture here and in the Land of the Dragons are similar."
"So is he one of those stereotypical Chinese people?" Donald suspiciously asked. "And what is that? A Panda?"
"Got a problem with it?" China felt offended, "He's my xiao xiong, my little bear."
"Yeah, whatever." Donald replied.
"Ge ge, why are there aliens there?" A pretty looking girl in a pink Qipao and white skirt. "I didn't invite them to come over and play…"
"They're visitors, xiao mei," China patiently, "This is my little sister, Taiwan."
"I'm not your sister." Taiwan firmly said.
"Ah brother, who are those strange looking people?" a guy in a red appeared, "I don't remember having them come to my port."
"They're visitor, Hong." China proudly announced, "They have a different feel than the others."
"Well yeah because we're not from here." Donald mumbled.
"Why is that duck talking?" Hong Kong asked," Ducks are supposed to be cooked into Peking Duck or Zhangcha Duck. Unless he's one of the employees who escaped from Hong Kong Disney…"
"Oh I hate this place!" Donald shivered, "these people think that I'm supposed to be a delicacy or a prop."
"Um, aren't we supposed to be greeting people in Disneyland?" Goofy pointed out.
"Well that's different! We have a job. A PROPER JOB." Donald emphasized.
"Any Kung-fu Fighting shows?" Sora asked. SLAP! "Ow. I was joking…"
"I think we should be going now." Jiminy said. "Hey look, that's the Gummi Ship!"
"It is!" Donald happily announced, "I wonder who navigated it here."
"Let's go!" Sora yelled happily as he ran towards the fishing dock.
"AND NO YOU ARE NOT NAVIGATING!" Donald yelled, chasing Sora. Goofy gave a wave towards the three Asian countries before catching up with the others.
"That thing is where you came from?" Hong Kong said. "It was blocking the trading docks."
"Now now Hong, try and make yourself more lively." China came over and tugged Hong Kong's face into a half-smile. "There, now you're a happy lad, Hong Kong."
"Stop that." Hong Kong muttered.
Home Sweet Gummi Ship
"I didn't know that 'Hetalia' had so many sub worlds!" Sora said while reading his manga, "it's like this world but in another world."
"Yeah yeah yeah," Donald replied, "and I will never let you steer the Gummi ship, EVER!"
"Aww just because you're all high and might doesn't mean you are the boss." Sora stuck his tongue out.
"I'd rather not argue with you." Donald simply replied while navigating, "why don't you save up your energy before we head back to Hollow Bastion? After all, you're the one who missed Leon the most."
A/N: Waaah that was fun. I know there were a lot of different references to other stuff here but I just wanted to make this one-shot story as humorous as possible. Depending on what you guys think about this fanfic, this is only a one-shot.