This is my first fanfiction ever, so please don't be too rough on poor little me. Thanks!!!
The Christmas Caroler
By Wasabikitty10
"So can you do it?" Kitty smiled in a rather frightening way.
"No." I did not smile. I, the great Bartimaeus, Sakhr Al Djinni, who spoke with Solomon and fought in a thousand battles(All of them won largely due to my expertise), was being asked to Christmas Carol. Christmas carol, I tell you!
"Of course you can, Barty!" Kitty was smiling in that creepy way of hers again. "You just have to sing!"
"Why would I want to sing? And don't call me Barty, only crazy fangirls do that!"
Kitty didn't answer, she just kept smiling. It was really starting to scare me.
"You know, djinni don't even celebrate Christmas, Kitty."
"Oh be quiet. You know that you deserve it. Besides, I'll get you a present if you do it." Okay, this is too much. Now she's bribing me!
"The only present I want is to go home."
"Pleeeeeeese?" Whoa. Kitty does good puppy dog eyes. They were hard to resist. But no! The great Bartimaeus will never give in!!!!!
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?" Oh, the puppy eyes! They burn! But no. I STILL won't give in.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?" I was barely retaining my ability to stay awake here. Maybe I should give in, just this once...
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese?" Kitty began to cry around here.
I can't resist! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Okay Kitty, I'll do it if you really want me to..."
"YAY BARTY THAT'S GREAT I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!" Kitty was now freakishly happy, dancing around the room.
I should have known it was an act.
Chapter two will be up soon! Please review and tell me what you think!!!