Classroom of the Caribbean

Chapter I

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, or any of their characters.

Note: This story is used for comedic purposes only. I am not trying to make fun of POTC; in fact, it is one of my favorite movie series. However, many of the events in this story might not be true to the characters' movie counter-parts. (Example: in the story, Davy Jones is "tenticley" at an early age.) If you are offended by the fact that the main characters of POTC are about 13 years old, and are all taking an exam together, than TOO BAD.

It was one of the most dreaded days in Port Royal Middle School: exam day. Most all of the 8th graders wereeither stressed or depressed about the oncoming exam. Especially 3rd period, because they had the meanest, hardest, strictest, and most cruel teacher in the Spanish Main: Mistress Ching.

The clock struck 8:30, and the 3rd period students started walking into the classroom: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, James Norrington, Cutler Beckett, Davy Jones, Tia Dalma, Sao Feng, Hector Barbossa, Pintel and Ragetti all enter the classroom.

"Students," said Mistress Ching, "take your seats."

Instantly, every students took their respective seat, where a turned over packet of paper was in front of them.

"You may start your exams..." Mistress Ching instructed, "Now."

Every student turned over their paper, took out their pens, and began.

At the front row of the desks stood James Norrington. Norrington loved to be the teacher's pet, in hopes that he would get good grades on his exam. Before the exam began, Norrington put a shiny green apple on Ching's desk. He worked on his exam diligently, and without stress, having studied all night.

Near the middle of the classroom, Jack Sparrow was having trouble. He was so terrified about this exam, he had to steal a glass of his father's best rum, in order to calm himself down. It wasn't working. Jack's vision was so impaired, he had a hard time simply reading the questions. Jack put his hands to his head, in a desperate attempt to stop his head from rapidly spinning. Oh, what was in that rum?!

Davy Jones and Tia Dalma both sat next to each other in the back of the classroom holding hands. They were both wearing the crab-shaped lockets they had both received from the other. They weren't concentrating on their tests, they were too busy gazing deeply into each other's eyes. I will gladly cut out my heart, and wait ten years at sea for this woman. Thought Davy Jones as he continued to hold Tai's hand. Sure Tentacle Boy is cute now, but I definitely won't wait ten years for this piece of calamari. Tai Dalma thought as she tried to find out the best way to break up with Davy Jones after she got bored. Ditching him at sea sounds like a good idea. Tia forged a devious smile that only a Heathen Goddess could pull off.

Will Turner sat at the desk right behind Elizabeth. He had finished his exam early, and was using his time to look at Elizabeth. She's so beautiful, Will thought in a love-struck daze. I bet she loves the strong Blacksmith-Swordsman type. Will instantly knew what his life occupation would be.

Right in front of Will, Elizabeth Swann tried her best to focus on her test, but as usual, she was facing problems. First, the corset that her father had given her to wear was so unbearably tight, she could hardly even think about her exam, let alone breathe. Why must Father always make me wear these uncomfortable things? I don't see why they're so fashionable in London. And WHY is that creepy Turner boy looking at me? He's so creepy, I'll NEVER marry him!

Near the very back, Hector Barbossa was slowly finishing his test. His head was hidden under his gigantic hat, which was good for two reasons; 1: It hid the answers to the exam that were on the inside of his hat, which he copied onto his paper. 2: nobody could see the shiny green apple he stole off of Ching's desk, which he was now taking large bites out off. Thank ye, Norrington, thought Barbossa, you giant kiss-up. Barbossa laughed behind his giant hat.

Sao Feng, Port Royal's newest foreign-exchange student, sat at a small corner, and he was panicking. What do these letters mean?! What is this test about?! I can't understand this dribble! Sao Feng had no idea what to do, so he tried to look at Will's paper, but had no luck, since Will kept blocking his answers. Sao Feng started to sweat, as he collapsed from stress onto his desk.

Cutler Becket sat at the very front of the classroom, next to his "friend", James. Becket was trying to give away an "innocent little student" look, but deep inside, he was filling with hatred. But true nature aside, he managed to continue taking his test with a cool head.

Deep in the opposite corner of Sao Feng, Pintel and Ragetti sat side to side. Ragetti had written every answer onto his wooden eye, and was slyly acing the test while he let Pintel copy off of him. Nobody suspected a thing. This is so easy, they both thought.

To Be Continued,

(after a few reviews)