the people cry wiht horror, when they see that "thing".
that thing is aono tsukune, a human with vampire blood inside of his veins.
the blood boiling inside of him veins and he roar like a nightmare beast...
he rush to the terrified crowd and take a teen girl by the shoulders and put his fangs in her neck, drinking the blood and eating her vital force, that make he wailing of pleasure.
the teen girl cry with agony and the people run away of that "thing".
she tries to escape but is useless, he take his head with the hands and rotates it, causing a disgusting "crack", signal of the break of her neck.
immersed in his lust, he kiss the dead girl and put his tongue in her mouth.
the people cried with revulsion
"what is that thing?!"
"oh my god! somebody help her!"
"nami sister! no!" a girl screamed
"somebody! call the police! or captain america!, superman! or batman!... chuck norris?"
"oh shit! that is like resident evil! hell yeah bitches!"
"no way! run is a zombie! run!"
"hahaha! come for me and rape me little zombie!" a pervert mature woman say this.
the "thing" now calle "zombie-rapist" (zr) take the dead girl and undress her.
"grrrgr" roars, meaning "hell yeah I am are going to loss my virginity"
"stop ugly rapist monster!" a over powerful dragon, mystical and magical vampire with a diamond smile and a 20 inches **** screamed" my name is john yagami and I am are a richhandsome Oc-self insert.
"grrr, grrr arrgg" roars, meaning "what the fuck are you trying to do!? get the hell out of here, I have a virginity to lose"
moka appears with a vengeful dramatic and intesive epicness entrance (bats, dark enery, youki, big boobs, red eyes, ect"
"grrr grrr" roars meaning "that bitch again? why god! what I made to deserve this! rape my hand?
"stop tsukune! I don't love you more, I love now a john, the most powerful multiverse vampire dragon, taliban(binladen was here), god and rich handsome oc-self insert!" moka said with arrogant smile, be cause she is the only vampire pure blood shinsom, sexy and over powerfull of all times (really FF writers?)
"that is true! I am john! the most complete fighter in the world! and I are going to kick your ass "he say with a finger in his nose and with a derp smile.
kurumu, yukari, mizore, ruby, kahlua, aqua, gyokuro, akasha, issa, mikogami, nurari and nekonome appears!
"tsukune! you are a loser, the oc-self insert is more better like you!, and now john the son of neptuno, godly-overpowerful vampire, are going to kill you, be cause you don't have a back bone" they say all at once.
naruto favorite's writers cliche.
"die! demon fox!" john take a flame kunai and goes to tsukune with intent to kill him... but he fails.
tsukune take with his black and big hand, the jaw of john and rip it off.
"blhaha! balhah! bahl!" jonh say, meaning "no! why! god! my jaw! I'm are bleeding, I'm going to die!
"oh no! tsukune kill a king of empires! what the kingdom are going to do now!"
"goku! why!, john was a saiyan! why he dies!"
"rasengan! tajuu kage bushin no jutsu!, kamehame haaa" no fucking logic.
"well, john is die" kurumu say" tsukune come here and make me a baby "mizore say"
"me too tsukune" a transvestite mikogami say"
"GRRGG! grr" roars meaning "mikogami transvestite!? hell yeah, come here baby"
and they lived with a stick in the ass
End.
well, that is my first history in "english" because I am are "Latino" you know...