A/N: Oh alright, I admit it. I had this twisted story sitting in my mind for a while. And lucky you, I decided to post it. I'm sure you readers have either heard or seen people use food in sexual intercourses at times and it is a two-shot. Anyway Xemnas is rather clueless here…Not to mention that Saïx here is like an ultimate uke…o.o
Warning: Yes this story may contain content that may disturb sensitive readers. If you do not like to read dirty sex, then please turn back now. (Well, actually this chapter hasn't got really limey content yet, but the next chapter will.)
Sprawled out comfortably on the large, leather couch was who? None other than the Superior of the infamous Organization XIII, rather odd actually. It seemed like the Superior would normally be on the Altar of Naught complimenting how wonderful Kingdom Hearts was looking these days. Xemnas decided to take it easy today, as he found a rather, interesting book in his bookshelf he had overlooked a few times before. The book contained none other than information describing different feelings, and Xemnas found this very appealing. However he was interrupted when someone carelessly opened his door and walked in. Xemnas snapped out of his thoughts, and looked up to his intruder with an extremely irritated look written all over his features, who had dared to barge in at a time like this?
"Xemnas, I decided to drop by and see what you were up to." He knew that voice too well. He turned back to reading his book.
"Number VII, what can I do for you?" Saïx's piercing golden eyes lingered on Xemnas's laid-back posture.
"I see you decided to take it easy today…I thought you would be pouring out your feelings to that precious Kingdom Hearts of yours." Xemnas looked up at the Diviner, rather offended and flipped a page.
"Don't be absurd, Saïx. You know very well we don't have any feelings…And I'm sure Superiors' are allowed to take some time off, am I correct?" Saïx sniggered.
"I guess, and what is that book you are reading? I suppose it's about hearts?" Saïx said, folding his arms. Xemnas eyes flicked over to his Sub Co-ordinate's smug attitude.
"That is none of your concern Saïx. And may I ask what is the real reason that you came here to see me for?"
"I was bored and I'm wondering if you could entertain me." He said promptly, Xemnas sighed.
"I'm sure either Luxord's game of poker or Demyx's singing would be able to keep you amused for while."
"Been there, tried that, didn't work." Xemnas ignored his berserker's piercing gaze and continued to flip through his book.
"Saïx, you're very irritating…Can't you do something else instead of bothering me?" He was so obsessed with his book that he didn't even notice that Saïx was towering over him.
"Xemnas, I don't understand how that book is so appealing to you…." Xemnas jumped when he found the Diviner's weight on his thighs, he sighed, looking defeated and finally closing his book.
"Saïx, what do you want?" Saïx's smirked, and leaned in to toy with his Superior's pull-string, tugging at it. He had finally gotten his attention, now all he had to do was Xemnas interested in what he had in mind.
"Why, don't we…play a game?" Xemnas shot him a weary look, still holding his book in one hand.
"And what exactly do you have in mind…?" With a sly smile, Saïx got off his Superior and walked into the kitchen next door. Xemnas heard him rummage through cupboards and the refrigerator, he frowned slightly, what was he doing? His questions was answered when the Diviner came in, holding a small tub of chocolate ice-cream and a spoon?
"What…what are those for?" Xemnas stammered, an almost demure expression written on his features. Saïx arched an eyebrow.
"No need to look shy Xemnas, these are the equipment used for our game…" Xemnas hesitated, the book slipping a bit from his fingers.
"I'm still not convinced that including ice-cream is a good idea for this game…"
"But Xemnas, the ice-cream is one of the main used item in this game."
"Saïx, really. This is getting ridiculous…" Saïx gave him a disappointed look, turned around to flop himself over Xemnas's bed.
"Oh…Too bad, I'm sure it would have been wild." Xemnas's eyes widened slightly at that sentence. Saïx pulled the lid off the container and began to pamper himself.
Xemnas found himself getting annoyed watching Saïx lick the ice-cream off the spoon so tenderly. He continued to watch the Diviner's tongue twirl around the spoon until he…snapped. He did not understand why, but watching Saïx "mucking" around with the spoon coursed some discomfort inside Xemnas's chest. He slammed the book on the table next to him.
"Fine, have it your way. I'll…play that bizarre game of yours." Saïx stopped licking the spoon and smiled, his golden eyes shining deviously.
"Sudden change of mind?" Xemnas huffed but didn't say anything. Saïx gracefully slipped off the bed and swept over to him.
"I'm pretty sure you know what the rules are…We will take turns…No matter where the ice-cream is smeared the other has to lick it off…Now, doesn't sound enjoyable?" Saïx added with slight purr, Xemnas looked like he clearly regretted getting himself into this mess; Saïx chuckled a little, settling himself on his Superior's lap again.
"Don't worry Xemnas, I promise to go easy on you on the first round."
Xemnas swallowed, looking at the Diviner with intense eyes, he had entirely forgotten about his book and was somehow giving the Diviner his fullest attention. Saïx smirked, dipping the spoon into the ice-cream and stopped to give Xemnas a questionable look. Xemnas paused before giving him a slight nod.
Ok, well. Do you want me to continue? I know very well what will happen next. So if you really want me post the next chapter, just drop me a review. If not, turn back now and regret that you had ever read this. Hahaha...smex 8D