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A/N: Shut up and read

EIN:

You know what...

I am so sick of chat rooms...

Not just the regular ones, but the RPG ones...

I cant stand them

I don't see how Ed goes up there every fricken day... The people have no lives.... NO lives I tell you. But its not like she has much of a life anyway... They all go up there, they 'meet' other people... Then they either fight or Cyber..., Its very pathetic. And then the ones that HAVE been up there for more than a month(The super geeks as I call them), either try to dictate to you, or are nice to the ones that need to be busted upside the head... And what and I talking about? Its not just the Super Geeks that that dictate to you, its also the 40 year old men pretending to be 13 year old girls who have only been up there for a few days...

Everybody acts like they know everything on those RPG chats also, and walk around with a stick up their ass... But that's the thing, you cant see them... So you don't know whether or not they have a stick up their ass, but If you were ever to see them, they would probably have a stick in their rectum the size of, I don't know... A big dog bone... A really big dog bone...

Speaking of bones, I'm fucking sick of this human shit that they call food... What is it, a fricken peanut every now and then? This is NOT the way that I was supposed to live! Where the hell are those IOPETA(Inter Galactic PETA) people when you need them huh? They always show up when a dogs having fun... Like that one time that Spike gave me a little sip of Vodka... Ok, so it wasn't a little sip, more like he was drunk and fell asleep with the bottle in his hand and, lets see a little bit... Let me stop lying, it was almost half of the damn bottle...

I never knew my mother... Do I even have a mother? The only thing that I remember is me waking up... In a lab! Do you know what that can do to a poor little Corgy... huh? I don't think you do... I'm traumatized....

But I guess I have it good, ya know... Compared to Spike and his woman troubles, Faye and her identity crisis, and poor poor Jet who has no friends, always talking to his Bonsai... Dressing them... Cutting them... Caressing them...

Speaking of caressing, guess who I saw together the other day... Wow, you just don't know how long I have been wanting to get this off of my chest, but since I cant speak I cant tell anyone what I saw... So I guess I just will have to keep on writing it down until my little genius Edward invents something that can give me a voice... So, anyway, here it is: Spike and little Miss. Priss Valentine where in the engine room, and they weren't just caressing either. I mean full on tongue action was going on too: His hand caressing his her thigh as she raised it up and resting it on his hip, pushing herself onto him... But it didn't get any further than that as Jet almost walked in on them. It was so funny watching them shocked for once... Which is something because those are two people who have 'Seen it all' as humans say... It was a shame that they straightened up just in time before Jet actually saw them... I would have liked to see that one...

A/N thingy again: Well, to be honest, I was really P'Od when I wrote this if you cant already tell. I wouldn't be surprised if I get no reviews at all and just a ton of flames but I don't care. STFU and count on another chapter with another person's thoughts. You can tell me who you want next in the review that you should send me or else! Lol, w/e bye.