This is just something that me and a friend or mine came up with one day. That what if Rita Skeeter did a random interview with Voldemort, and something he didn't want people to know accidentally came out. So enjoy! For those people that are picky about spelling just so you know I'm not the greatest speller in that world. Again this is from my mind and I was high on life when I wrote this.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine they are property of J.K. Rowling!
RS Rita Skeeter And Vold Voldemort
"It is I Rita Skeeter and I am here with the very famous and powerful Dark Lord, Now me myself and I and of course the readers out there want to know about you. First what's your age?"
Voldemort: I'm old enough to know better then to answer ridiculous question.
RS: Well do you actually have a real job?
Vold: I work for the evil side well more like the boss of all evil. I also kill people that annoy me like you now.
RS: Off that topic for now lets talk about your life at Hogwarts, what was it like?
Vold: I was the popular boy at the school ever one wanted me to be their friend. Evil laugh Not much has change except I'm feared by everyone.RS: Well have you ever had some one to love like a girlfriend or wife?
Vold: Well no I well –
RS: Never –Vold: STOP INTERUPTING ME! Now as I was going to say No I never had girlfriend, Cause might as well say this now I'm gay! Ginning evilly
RS: Then you shouldn't have had the same plastic surgeon as Michel Jackson! Then Huh! Vold: I would like to know his secrets though. Laughing EvillyRS: What would you do if you ever met him?
Vold: Simple talk to him, find out his secrets, and kill him. Then I would have my way with hi –
RS: Well that's enough of that and would you look at the time I have to get going thanks for talking to me and for not killing me in the process.
She gets up fast as Voldemort is pulling out his wand to kill her, she tries to get away. She gets as far as the front door and then,
Voldemort AvadaKedavra, there now this won't ever get out and I wont here from you any more. Walking away
Leaving Rita Skeeter laying there dead never again will she write another bad story again.