"What the hell?" Reno asked as he did his usual weekend searches for fanfic about him. "Why do they constantly pair me with other men? That's gross!"
"Reeeeeennnnnnoooooooo..." Elena called him from the bed.
"Just gimme a couple more minutes." Reno logged in with his Red XIII account. "Reno would never want to have sex with Cloud, not unless it was the only way he could have sex with Tifa too. He's a Turk and a very sexy man to boot!" Reno spoke out loud as he typed every word, as he submitted his review to the first Reno/Cloud story he found.
"That's enough for now." Rude said and turned off the computer.
"Hey, that's not fair. It's bad enough that we can't let people know we really exist because we're supposed to be a covert unit, but at least I can anonymously let them know what I think about it!" Reno protested until Rude silenced him with a kiss.
"You've kept us waiting too long, the stories will still be there when we're done." Rude led him to the bed.
"Why do they think I'd do some of the stuff they have me do?" Reno persisted as he let Rude and Elena undress him.
"Who knows?" Elena responded, and then pulled him to her. "What's important is that you got the short straw, so we get to have our way with you first, then you and Rude get to have your way with me, and then you and I get to have our way with Rude." Elena said, fondling him as Rude put his hands on Reno's thighs and kissed his neck. Soon all three of him forgot any extraneous matters as they reveled in the overwhelming multiple pleasures that they could only experience with each other. When they had their first threesome night, it was alcohol-inspired when they celebrated a successful but incredibly difficult mission, and when they sobered up, they tried to pretend it didn't happen. But they kept finding themselves drawn to each other, especially when having single partners proved so disappointing after that.
Tseng watched the monitor as his Turks did what they called exercises to strengthen their unit. It was too obvious that was a lie when Elena told him that when he questioned her about them spending so much time together, so he had installed cameras in all of their bedrooms. He had sold the tapes to Square Enix to fund more projects for his Turks, and he knew Reno would never find out that's how Final Fantasy VII came to exist, based on the conversations his Turks had about their missions on those videos, and why the fanfiction took the turns it did.
Rude woke up first and snuck over to the computer, turning it on. He wanted to see what Reno found so fascinating. The fanfiction site he was on when Rude shut down the computer the night before popped back up, and Rude searched for himself. He smiled when he noticed he was paired with Tifa frequently, but his smile faded as he saw the men he was also paired with. He could deal with Reno, but Vincent? The guy had been a fellow Turk at one point, but that was decades ago. Vincent was old now, even if he didn't look like it. Rude was creating an account to review the stories under the name Mr. Clean when Reno put his hand on his shoulder.
"Just to warn you, whoever 'The Rookie' is, their stories are the worst." Reno said as he pulled up a chair next to Rude to show him. They were so totally engrossed with reading and reviewing stories, that they lost track of time until their phones rang, and Tseng demanded they get their asses to the meeting.
"Where's Elena?" they asked each other as they realized she wasn't in bed anymore.
"The bathroom door is closed, she's probably getting ready." Rude said after looking around.
"The Rookie strikes again." Elena murmured as she sat on the toilet, typing on her cellphone. She had started this as just a way to tease her coworkers, but now she was addicted to it. Cloud and Reno smiled at each other, glad to finally be alone at last. They had waited so long, they couldn't control themselves anymore. Ripping their clothes off in the frenzied passion of the moment, Reno was first to…
"Come on, Elena, we're late and Boss Man probably has his serious expression on, waiting for us to show up." Reno knocked on the bathroom door.
"Dammit!" Elena exclaimed as she had been concentrating so hard on her writing that the noise startled her and she dropped her cellphone into the toilet, and the motion sensor flusher activated. "That was going to be my masterpiece!"