Galinda's Writing Fanfiction
Galinda sat there typing on her laptop in her dorm room, very concentrated on what she was writing. Elphaba was very surprised at this, Galinda never concentrated on anything else but her looks and even that was for a limited amount of time.
"What in Oz are you doing Galinda?" asked Elphaba, having enough of not knowing as she slammed her book closed.
Galinda looked up at her and blushed.
She mumbled something incoherent, and Elphaba repeated her question.
It's um… it's called Fanfiction," the blonde said a little louder.
Elphaba went over to Galinda's bed and sat down next to her. Her eyes glanced to the screen.
It read:
Fifi and Galinda Forever, a story of the most perfect couple.
One day a beautiful young girl named Galinda Upland of the Upper-Uplands laid her eyes on the most scandalicious prince she had ever seen. Fiyero Tiggular. Galinda being popular and pretty went over to him and introduced herself. They got married soon later, and everyone said that they were the most perfect couple they had ever seen.
THE END
"That," stated Elphaba after a moment of registering what the Oz that was, "That is the most stupid thing I have ever read. Why are you writing this?"
Galinda took her laptop back, and clutched it defensively to her chest.
"Because it's true! We are the most perfect couple anyone has seen!"
Elphaba sighed.
"Fine," she said getting up off the bed, "But you're not writing Fanfiction right…"
Galinda stared at her.
"What do you mean I'm not writing it right?" she asked, bouncing up and down at the anticipation of the question.
Elphaba's eyes widened, and she smirked, "You mean, you don't know?"
Galinda shook her head wildly, "No! Tell me! Tell me, Elphie!"
Elphaba sighed again, sat down, and took the laptop from Galinda.
"Well first off, you need a better title… How about Perfect?" she suggested.
"Oh that's just so good!" agreed Galinda.
Elphaba smiled at that.
"Okay and then we can start off like this:
One day a prince of the most stupid of intellects came along to Shiz University, and wooed the heart of the equally stupid, blonde roommate named Galinda. They were absolutely perfect for each other. Everyone was glad that Galinda had finally found someone that made even her look smarter than she really was. This prince, Fiyero Tiggular, was impressed at how smart Galinda was, and they got married. THE END."
Galinda read that over very silently.
"You're mocking me aren't you Elphie?" she murmured silently as she erased what Elphie had written.
"Oh no, Galinda. I would never do that," Elphaba said with a snigger.
Galinda then began to type furiously on the laptop, and Elphaba read over her shoulder.
It read:
There once was a girl named Elphaba and she misled her best friend, Galinda, into writing the wrong type of Fanfiction. Elphaba did this for a laugh while Galinda was actually trying to write. Galinda was very angry at Elphaba and refused to talk to her.
Elphaba sighed deeply, why was she being so difficult?
"Galinda, I'm sorry I made fun of you and your fanfiction. I didn't mean it."
Galinda turned to look at her.
"Fine. I accept your apology."
The blonde began writing again.
"Galinda?" asked Elphie sitting on her own bed.
She looked up, "Yes?"
Elphaba stared at her with a serious expression on her face.
"Don't write Fanfiction with me ever again."
THE END...