Mortal Guy
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I claim to own, anything relating to Lord of the Rings. The song is Avril Levine's "Sk8ter Boi". I certainly make no claim to her, or her bad spelling.
He was a Man,
She was an Elf.
Can I make it any more obvious?
He's doomed to die,
but she would live on.
"No good," thought Elrond.
He wanted her
in Rivendell
and secretly she wanted him as well.
But Elrond said no,
He's doomed to die.
So say good-bye…
He was a mortal guy,
Elrond said "Later, bye!"
Estel isn't good enough for her.
You won't see Arwen no more,
she's going to Valinor
and leaving you here in Middle-Earth…
After the war
he sits at home.
The Elves have all passed and he's all alone.
Looks in his yard, what does he see?
It's Arwen with a kid or three!
He calls Galadriel,
she already knows,
and she said it's already been foretold.
He was a mortal guy,
Elrond said "Later, bye!"
Estel wasn't good enough for her.
She's fairer than Luthien,
but what about Eowyn?
What is a mortal lover worth?
Sorry, Elrond, you missed out!
Well, tough luck, she's mortal now.
They are more than just good friends,
he went there and back again.
Though you said that you could see
see the king that Man would be,
there is more than meets the eye
She brings out his softer side…
He's just a Man,
but now she is, too.
Can I make it any more obvious?
They're so in love, haven't you heard
how a hobbit saved the world?
He was a mortal guy,
Elrond said "Later, bye!"
Estel wasn't good enough for her.
But now he's King of Gondor,
they're together forevermore,
did you hear how he helped save Middle-Earth?