Disclaimer: I don't own YYH... even though I asked Santa for it last year... but I never got it... darnnit... I guess I have to try again next year. Anyway, I DO own something here. I own Kairi because she is my alter ego. Like Yami Yugi from YGO. Yep. So anyway, let the story begin!
P.S.: Thank you all for all of the nice reviews from my story, "Botan Cannot Speak!". It inspired me to continue writing in that style! Again, THANK YOU! And to SugarHighSpaz, I wont hurt Hiei! Promise!
I LOST MY CROCODILE! Chp. 1The whole Urameshi team, including Kairi, had just finished three consecutive missions and is on their long deserved vacation in a lovely hotel somewhere in the Hoenn region, in the pokemon world.
Kairi: (Taking bath early in morning, singing) ...And do the duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, in the bath, feelin' fine! (Squeaks rubber duck)
Yusuke: (pounding on door) HEY! OTHER PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS HOUSE! I NEED A BATH TOO!
Kairi: (totally not listening, singing) Rubber ducky, you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun! Rubber ducky, I'm certainly fond of you, bo bo bo de oh! (squeaks duck again)
Yusuke: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kurama: Let me handle this. (Shouting) Kairi!! I made breakfast! Especially for you!
Kairi: Rubber duck- O.O?? !! (Jumps out of bath, wraps self in towel, and bursts out door) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I'll be out in a moment!! (Runs back in, swiftly get dressed in a loose purple and black samurai a-la-Kenshin samurai outfit, and rushes out)
Yusuke: Kurama, you have some serious talent with the ladies (walks into bathroom and slips on bar of soap) Ow... X.x
Kairi: (finally gets downstairs after tripping multiple times) YAY! (sits at kitchen table)
Kuwabara: Don't you want to tie your shoes before you try running again?
Hiei: Don't bother trying to speak to her Kuwabaka. Speaking to here while Kurama is in the same room is like talking to a block of wood.
Kurama: Its not polite to act jealous, Hiei.
Hiei: Right, like I want THAT to follow me all day
Kairi: Whatever you little dwarf...wait a second...(pats own tummy) something is missing... (Pats back) no... wait...where is Rikku?
Yusuke: (out of bath wearing a robe) Who is Rikku?
Kairi: Rikku is (looks under table) my... (Searches behind chair) stuffed... (Looks behind couch)... crocodile plushie (looks in frying pan)... and I think he's lost!
Kuwabara: You carry around a croc plushie?
Hiei: How childish... a ningen carrying a crocodile
Yusuke: Wait... if you have one, how come I never seen him before?
Kairi: Because he's in my outfit!
Kurama: Why in the world do you carry a crocodile in your clothes?
Kairi: We have been through a lot together! He's like my best friend.
Kuwabara: WHAT A BABY! (Laughs hysterically)
Kairi: BAKA! (Slams a frying pan in his face)
Kuwabara: X.X
Kairi: (ties sneakers) I am going to retrace my steps and look for him!
Kurama: I will come with you
Kairi: YAY!
Yusuke: I have nothing else better to do... so I will come too.
Kairi: YAY! Lets go!
So they all leave the hotel and go in search of an oversized stuffed crocodile...
Kurama: Now! Where do you remember having him last?
Kairi: Well...(thinking) Oh! I remember having him with me when I went for a swim in the hotel pool!
Yusuke: Lets go!
So they all go to the pool...
Kairi: OK! Listen up troops! Yusuke! You search for Rikku in those bushes over there! Kurama! You look behind all of the lounge chairs.
Yusuke: Right!
Kurama: Deal!
Kairi: (merges with Levithan and sprouts fish fins on arms and legs and gills on neck) And I will search in the pool waters. Lets move out! (Dives into pool)
Yusuke: Hm... (Looking in bush and discovers a beehive) Uh oh... O.O (trips out of fright and lands face-first in hive) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away from angry bee swarm)
Kurama: (looking behind chairs) Hm... no, not here... (Looks behind another chair)
Woman in chair: Um... may I help you?
Kurama: Certainly. Have you seen a stuffed crocodile around here somewhere?
W.I.C.: Um...no
Kurama: Thank you for your time. (Walks off and trips) Huh? (Looks behind him)
Kid: Hehehe (giggles and tugs on Kurama's shoelaces)
Kurama: Oh, hello little boy. Can you let go now? I really need to be somewhere now.
Kid: (Giggles more and pulls tighter)
Kurama: Come now... off
Kid: (Puts laces in mouth)
Kurama: Oh no... (gently tugs laces out of kid's grip)
Kid: Huh? O.O?? (notices missing shoelaces and cries hysterically)
W.I.C.: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON?!?
Kurama: I haven't-
Kid: HE HIT ME!!!!!
Kurama: O.O GULP! (runs away)
Later on...
Kairi: I haven't found him... (Transforms back into normal human-fox mix form)Have any of you had any luck?
Yusuke: (covered in bug bites) No...
Kairi: Kurama?
Kurama: (hiding in bush) No... lets leave before I get hurt
Kairi: Ok... lemme see... I also remember going somewhere else
Yusuke: Lets just concentrate on getting out of here
Kairi: Fine
Me: Ok, ill finish this in the next chapter... the story is short, but it is fun to write! I write many stories so I make up for the short chapters.
Hiei: Who cares? All I see in you is laziness.
Me: Shut up! Please RR! Suggestions are also welcome!
Yusuke: Quit babbling and get started on the next chapter!
Me: (Sniffle) you guys are so mean! I bet one of you stole my alligator! GRR! Don't forget to RR!