The wind blew steadily and unwaveringly through the tall trees of the Leaf Village. This day was one of the few days that the Village was dark and gloomy. The sun was blot out by the storm clouds, the whispers of the tall trees was an unheard mumble. The lights in the Hokage's tower were dim and dwindling. A sigh emerged from her as she continued her unfinished paper work. As another few seconds passed by, the contagious depression of the Hidden Village drove the Kage to unlock one of the drawers on her desk, and pull out a bottle of Sake. Which she immediately opened and took a long swig of. She then tabled her now empty bottle of alcohol, just as Shizune opened the double doors of the Kage's office. She uninterestedly glanced at the bottle, then back to her superior. "Drinking again are we?"Asked Shizune.
"I just needed to relive some stress. It's hard not to have it in this position."Replied the Kage.
"Alright you'll get off this time around, but if your just drinking for the heck of drinking then your Sake supply might just disappear again."
"Hey! You would be drinking in this tight situation too if you were in my shoes!"Replied the Kage."Meeting with the feudal lord of the Cloud Village, plus the ambassador of the Mist Village."The Kage muttered to herself.
"I know its hard on you Tsunade, but your just going to have to deal with it for now. It's always a stressful and depressing job for a Kage at the time of war."Replied Shizune.
"You can say that again."mumbled Tsunade under her breath. At that instant a particular whiskered blond burst noisily through the doors to Tsunade's office.
"What's going on grandma?"questioned Naruto."What's happening ?
The blond's usually cheerful and goofy atmosphere was now replaced by a look of confusion and seriousness.
Tsunade sighed, then reluctantly released her information."The Akatsuki have made their final bold move."Replied Tsunade."We are at war."Naruto was taken aback at what she had just said, but he quickly regained his composure."They now have eight tailed beasts, including Gaara's Shukaku. There is no telling what they could do with that power."Naruto's face softened at the memory of Gaara's death, and even more so at his resurrection."Now if you please could you leave and shut the door behind you?" Naruto solemnly nodded and left Tsunade's office. Shutting the doors behind him. As he left the Hokage's tower he thought on about the possible plans of the Akatsuki. He suddenly felt the overwhelming anger of the Nine tailed Fox rising inside of him.
(Gaara didn't deserve that fate!)shouted the Fox in the back of his mind.(They deserve PUNISHMENT!)
"Yes, your right."Thought Naruto.
(KILL THEM ALL!)Screamed the Fox.
"They will pay."Thought Naruto."Wait, what am I thinking?" "I won't blindly run in and act only on anger and revenge."Reasoned Naruto."That'll just put myself and others in danger."
(Damn, I almost had you, you little brat. Wait......)said the Fox(Did you just make sense?)Asked the Fox.(It must be a depression thing for you.)
"Probably thought Naruto."He then realized how far he had walked. He was near the edge of the Village gates. He briefly glanced around and saw Ino's house, just across the street from where he was currently standing. He decided to stop in for a brief little visit. So with his hands atop his head he walked over to the Yamanaka household door. He knocked on the slightly shining wood and waited for someone to answer. While he was waiting he looked up at the second floor of the home. He saw light coming through a small crack in the blinds of Ino's bedroom window."Their definitely home."Thought Naruto. When he saw that no one was coming to the door he decided to just let himself in since Ino was obviously home. He entered the Yamanaka house, and immediately went to the stairs. Even though he had only been here a few times he remembered just where the stairs were. He casually walked up the dark steps. Eventually coming to the second floor, the Fox said.
(Uh............maybe you should just leave kid. I don't think you'll be happy with what you'll see. It takes quite a while to get those images out of your head.)
"What are you talking about?" Naruto questioned mentally. He, not understanding what the Fox had meant continued walking.
(Uh. Don't say I didn't warn you kid.)Said the Fox as it retreated to the back of his mind. Just as Naruto reached the door to Ino's bedroom he began to hear sounds emitting from behind the almost closed door. He tried to peek through to see what was happening but the door was too close to being shut to see inside. {Bump bump bump.}"What is that noise?"thought Naruto. Curiosity had finally over taken Naruto. He swung the door open wide."Hey Ino! I was just walking by your house and I decided to stop in for a..........."He couldn't finish his sentence thanks to his bottom jaw, which was now glued to the floor. His eyes bulged, and blood began to leak from his nose. Running down his chin unchecked. Before him was a completely naked Ino, and her lover Neji. They blankly stared at Naruto who stared right back. Neji pulled himself out of her which caused a brief moan of pleasure from the Yamanaka. Her luscious tits wobbled as she moved to shyly cover herself. Naruto's brain was slowly shutting down at his disbelief. His eye twitched a good many times before a shot of blood burst from his nose, staining the brown carpet. Then, when his brain completely shut down. He toppled over backwards, landing on the carpet with a loud thud. His body continued to twitch, even though it was now incapable of movement.
{10 minutes later}
Naruto awoke to a blaring light above his head. He didn't know where he was, or how he had gotten here. He tried to focus his vision but it was just impossible to. He suddenly heard faint voices. They were becoming louder as his vision was righted. He suddenly remembered where he was and why he was here. But he couldn't remember why he had been asleep. He only remembered that he had a very awkward dream. He sat up and looked around the room he was in."This is Ino's bedroom alright."He thought. He heard Ino's voice and turned to see her fully dressed."Oh, there you are Ino."Said Naruto
"Oh, your finally awake........How are you feeling?"She asked
"It's not like her to be this caring thought Naruto."Thought Naruto."Uh....Fine."Said Naruto."Oh yeah!"Shouted Naruto as he suddenly remembered his dream."I had the strangest dream! You and Neji were.....Uh........Doing.......Things."Said Naruto suddenly feeling uncomfortable.
"Uh..............."Said Ino, staring over at Neji for help. He just shrugged and continued brushing his teeth in Ino's bedroom bathroom."It wasn't a dream."Said Ino. Naruto's eyes widened in realization.
"Oh, uh............."Said Naruto uncomfortably, looking out the door."I..uh....gotta go. Grandma needs me for..........something."He said quickly getting up and walking out the door.
"What's his problem?"Asked Neji, coming out of the bathroom. Ino sighed and gazed after the Uzumaki.
"Uh."Thought Naruto.
(Don't say that I didn't warn you kid.)Spoke the Fox.(But she's not half bad. If I could just worm my way out of you and get a hand on that firm ass of hers I'd have my hands full for quite a while.)Teased the Fox.(Maybe I could even make her put in a good word for you too. With the other, less sexy ladies, of course.)Naruto choked at this, and began to cough horribly.(Wow, your so innocent that it's actually pathetic.)Spoke the Fox. Naruto's eye twitched but he stayed silent.(Honestly though. I never catch you thinking dirty thoughts about anyone. Are you even attracted to anyone? Even after seeing that fine piece of meat in there?)Suddenly thoughts of Ino being naked returned to him. He tried to push them out of his mind but they were just so seductive and over powering that he was forced to watch them. Over and over he watched himself screwing Ino, instead of Neji.(Well now.)Said the Fox.(This is new.)
{The Next Day}
Naruto awoke to the chirping of the birds. It was still early morning and the village, still bleak. Naruto slowly sat up on his small bed, in his cramped apartment. He slowly began to put on his orange and black jump suit, when suddenly the Fox piped up, and began raving like he had never raved before.(Man that was like watching porn, except no couch and no food. But I have to admit there were some pretty entertaining images there.)Naruto gritted his teeth, and ignored the Fox to the best of his abilities.(Ho, ho, ho, and don't get me started on the sick little things that you were doing to her. It was some what amusing but mostly disturbing, and..........)
"SHUT UP!!!!"Shouted Naruto. He bared his teeth and began to snarl.
(Oh, am I pissing you off already? I hoped you would last a little longer before you cracked but oh well, I had my fun.)Said the Fox.
"Just shut up." Thought Naruto. The Fox laughed it's animal laugh and fell silent. As Naruto walked out of his one room apartment and down the street he finally noticed how quiet the Fox was and began to somewhat worry."Hey what's the matter with you?"Thought Naruto.
(I was just wondering what your going to do.)Said the Fox in a calm and less demonic tone.
"What do you mean?"Asked Naruto.
(Oh come on even your not that big a dipshit.....I think.)Said the Fox.(But I meant about the war with Akatsuki.)
"Oh that, uuuuuhhhhh.........."Thought Naruto."I dunno."The Fox remained silent for a few moments until......
(WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?YOUR GOING IN TO FUCKING WAR AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA DO?!)Shouted the Fox. Naruto cringed and tried as hard as he could to block out the Fox' shouts and swears. But nothing he thought of worked, and so he was subject t o hearing:(YOU LITTLE SHIT DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND BLOCK ME OUT! I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU A FUCKING LESSON AND YOUR THERE BEING THE LITTLE PRICK YOU ARE NOT HEEDING MY STRATEGIC WORDS OF AD-FUCKING-VICE! IF I WAS OUT THERE I'D.......)The Fox couldn't continue since he found himself watching another Naruto, Ino porn episode. Naruto was also rendered speechless by the thoughts he was having.(Uuuhhh.....what were we talking about?)Asked the Fox.
"I can't remember."Thought Naruto, not really paying attention. The citizens of the Leaf village that walked by Naruto with his mouth on the side walk could only point, giggle or stare. Naruto was about to have Ino climax when suddenly his visions were snatched away with a sharp throbbing in his lower chin. He felt blood squirting from his nose as he soared through the air. He soon landed painfully on the sidewalk in front of a red faced Haruno.
"NARUTO! I TRY AND CARRY ON A CONVERSATION WITH YOU AND YOUR THERE BLANKED OUT, NOT HEARING A WORD I...JUST....SAIDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shouted Sakura as she slugged him with a hard one in the right cheek, sending him full way across the Village.
{Several hours later}
Naruto found himself with his back against a tree. His vision was fuzzy when he gazed out at the Leaf's sunset. He then noticed as the sun finally went below the mountains, several trees in front of him were smashed and laying about in pieces. His eyes finally adjusted. He shook his head which caused him to gag in pain."Damn. Why did Sakura have to punch me so hard?"He thought while rubbing his till throbbing right cheek. He tried to stand without moving his head that much but immediately fell back down. The pain that was now shooting through his chest seemed to center on the left side of his rib cage. "Uuuhhh.....broken ribs."He thought. It was only then that he realized that the Fox was unusually quiet."Hey you okay back there?"He thought. A yawn suddenly echoed around Naruto's head. A vein bulged on Naruto's temple.
(Huh? Oh, hey your finally up are you, you little brat?"The Fox said drowsily.
"I WAS SENT FLYING A COUPLE THOUSAND FEET. SMASHED THROUGH A SHIT LOAD OF TREES AND YOUR THERE NAPPING WHEN I HAVE A FEW BROKEN RIBS?????!!!!!"Shouted Naruto.
(Well geez, you don't have to yell about it. I can start repairing them now."The Fox said between yawns. Naruto was about to snap a reply but thought better of it and just found himself content with muttering. Naruto continued to sit there and mutter as the night wore on. Then, at about midnight, the Fox finally spoke up and said:(You know I'm done healing you kid.)Naruto stopped his muttering and thought:
"Well why didn't you tell me?"
(Because I wanted to see just how long you'd stay out here. I've actually been done for awhile.)Naruto was taken aback by this and sighed.
"Whatever. Well, better get back to the Village."Thought Naruto. Then when Naruto attempted to stand yet again, he stopped suddenly, sensing a presence directly behind him. He slowly turned his head to see a black cloak with red clouds, here and there. He looked up to see a pair of eyes between the large sunhat and the high collar of the cloak.
"Why, hello there Naruto."Said the stranger, as a gust of wind blew leaves between them.