Disclaimer: I don't own kingdom hearts…otherwise it would be pure yaoi!
Kiss the boy
'What sins did I ever commit to deserve this? This horrid tortuous eternal hell? Sora silently wondered "They're too tight!" Sora wailed from his small stall in the coed dressing room.
"Sora stop whining and put the damn pants on or I'll come in there and make you!" Kairi screeched in return to Sora's complaints. Meanwhile Riku who kicked back in a chair by the entrance to the dressing room sniggered, for him, this was all wonderful entertainment. Kairi turned around to point an accusing finger at him.
"I wouldn't laugh if I were you, you're next!"
"Oh joy." Riku said under his breath.
Yes being with Kairi at the mall was always so much fun! It seemed to be a vicious cycle, Kairi would decide she was bored and needed some new clothes, manga, makeup ect ect. So she would drag poor Sora and Riku with her. Sora usually moped and begged to be killed on these outings, Riku always handled it better, going along with what ever Kairi had him try an and such. Riku actually rather enjoyed these little outings any way. You see Kairi new something about Riku no one else did, not even Sora. One evening after a particularly brutal spar between Riku and Sora, Kairi dragged Riku behind a bunch of bushes and interrogated him. A minute of arguing later Kairi's suspicions about Riku were confirmed. He had denied and denied over and over but in the end he new there was no point in trying to lie. He liked Sora…yea that way.
"This is humiliating…" Sora grumbled from inside the stall.
"AWWWW come on Sora it can't be that baaaaaad!" Riku replied in a mocking tone
"Sora sweetie, get out here before I skin you alive." Kairi said with a sickly sweet voice
Sora opened the door to his cubicle and stepped out with a blush as bright as Kairi's new cherry red fingernail polish. He was wearing a super tight pair of black jeans and a tight black t-shirt that showed off a nice inch or so of skin around the waist.
"Okay you saw me! Can I change back into some clothes that don't make me look like flaming-gay-man-slut?" He said pouting.
"Aw but Sora you look totally fabulous." Riku said struggling not to keel over on the floor from trying to hold his laughter in. Kairi just smiled looking back between the embarrassed-kill-me-now look on Sora's face to Riku's partially hidden ha-ha-Christmas-just-came-early look of glee.
Kairi had taken it upon herself to try and help Riku with his "crush" on the Cuteness that was Sora. The forcing of Sora to try on ridiculous clothes was in fact mostly for Riku's entertainment. She was always coaching Riku to make moves on Sora, the try this & oh you should definitely do that, kind of thing. All this had come to a shock for Riku, at first he thought her reaction to him being in love with Sora would be to scream and bitch at him but, no she thought it was the greatest thing since Digital Manga Publishing.
"You know what Sora I think I'll spare you from trying on more clothes." She said in a sing song voice. "Im hungry so we can go get lunch……that is if you're treating!"
"yesofcoursewhatwouldyoulike!" Sora replied in a hurry. Anything to get him out of this dressing room would be okay to him.
"Hmmmmm how about some fried rice and teriyaki chicken, how does that sound to you Riku?"
"That sounds lovely" Riku answered now subtlety eyeing Sora up and down.
"Party of three! The name's Sora! S-o-r-a!" The small brunette said in a rush.
"Thank you sir. There will be a half an hours wait." The cheerful hostess replied.
Kairi turned around after grabbing hold of both the boys and ushering them out the restaurant entrance. "Okay we got a nice amount of time in front of us….there's an arcade next door. They have dance dance revolution, Riku …..Sora, IM SO GONNA HAND YOUR ASSES TO YA!" she practically screeched the last part as she hauled ass to the mentioned arcade. Riku was the first to catch up to the crazy fangirl. She leaned over toward him and whispered in his ear.
"You get to watch lil Sora wiggle his hips playin DDR. Yummy!" she giggled. " Aaaaand! If Sora doesn't wanna play he'll be watchin us play…and Riku you look drop dead sexy playin DDR!"
By the time Sora caught up Riku and a still maniacally giggling Kairi had walked over to DDR. After a weird look from Sora Kairi stopped laughing and spoke up.
"Okay who's going first?"
"ME!" Sora Chirped.
"I'll play against him." Riku said. His love for Sora just made him want to compete more with him. He wanted Sora to think he was the best at everything…..and in most things he was.
"Round one! Sora vs. Riku!" Kairi slipped the coins into the game as the boys took their places. "Let's see how bout a challenge? Lemme see…Heavy mode….and for a song…HYSTERIA!" She sang gleefully.
"Hey! WAIT! I totally suck at that song I can't d-!"
"Too late Sora start movin!' Riku cackled scoring perfects on all the moves. Sora scrambled to start catching up having missed the first few moves. Riku as earlier did look sexy and did incredibly well. Sora on the other hand looked clumsy as if most the moves had snuck up on him and didn't do nearly as well. After the song he practically collapsed.
"Aw Sora! Com'on that was only one song!" the silver haired teen teased.
"You…..Know ….What …..Kairi….how…..bout ……You…..play?" the younger teen suggested between gasps of breath.
After some protest Kairi joined Riku. Sora sat back and watched them play. Time went by rather quickly. Without realizing it Sora had spent the entire time staring at Riku, he was brought back to reality when something smacked him in the head.
"Destiny islands to Dorkface! Come in Dorkface!" Riku practically yelled in Sora's ear while using Sora's own necklace to whack him in the head.
"OW! DAMNIT RIKU! I really don't want an imprint of a crown in my forehead!" whined Sora pouting.
Riku smirked and walked over to the door her opened it bowing.
"After you ladies!"
"Why thank you kind sir!" Kairi skipped through the doorway.
Sora just scowled. Riku still bowing looked up at Sora through his silver bangs.
"Well miss?" He questioned with an innocent voice as he gestured for Sora to walk past him. Sora glared at him, let out an angry hiss and finally stomped through the exit. Riku flashed him a smile. Sora just pouted at him and ran off towards the restaurant leaving Kairi and Riku in the dust.
"Why do you always torment him?" the red head giggled.
"One. It's fun and easy. Two. He looks cute when he's pissed.
"HEY! YOU TWO STOP CHATTIN AND GET IN HERE!" Sora yelled from the restaurant entrance.
"I swear you and Kairi have some kind of conspiracy!" whined Sora on the way back from the restaurant.
Kairi had told them to head back to the island without her because she had a few errands left to run, so she parted their company but, not after giving Riku and all too obvious wink. He just rolled his eyes at her and walked off with Sora in tow.
So now they were now walking aimlessly about the beach as the last bit of the sunlight faded.
"Soooooo Riku what do you wanna do?"
'Well now that you ask I would much like to throw you to the ground and have my way with you.' Riku thought but of course something totally different came out of his mouth "I don't know Sora You find something for us to do, I haven't the faintest idea of what to do."
"Um we could I don't know …go to my house and play video games? If we did we'd have to be quiet cuz my parents are home and they go to bed early."
'I hate your parents, your mother is a prude and your dad is a homophobe!'
"Maybe some other time Sora, I really wouldn't want to disturb your parents."
"Well what about your house Riku we could go there?"
"Fine with me."
"Okay Sora I think we've played just about every game I own and it's now" Riku glanced at the digital clock by his bed. " Three a.m…and im tired."
Sora had ended up spending the night. He hadn't bothered to call his parents because one, they go to bed early and two he had spent the night at Riku's so many times over the years that they never worried if he didn't show up for a day or so.
"One more time….I will beat you this time for sure." Sora struggled not to yawn as he tried to convince Riku to play more.
"No." he said flatly as he leaned over and turned off the game console. "I'm tired." Riku walked over to his bed turning off the light and pulling off his shirt in the process then proceeded to lazily plop down on his bed ready to pass out for an eternity or so. His eyes sprang open though when he felt awieght on the mattress beside him.
"Sora what are you doing?" asked Riku as he watched Sora make himself comfortable on the bed beside him.
"I don't feel like pulling out the trundle so I'll just sleep here tonight!" Sora said happily as flipped over so his back was to Riku.
Wide awake now Riku knew one thing for sure…this was going to be along night.
Kasui-chan- okay yea it sucked and was kinda short so shoot me! Maybe the next chapter will be longer.
Nighthell-suck up.
Rikku - no body asked you Dork face
Nighthell- u kno u really should be nice to your protector!
Rikku -I suppose so …….but if it wasn't for the Ouija board I wouldn't even know I had a protector. So shouldn't I just be nice to it?
Nighthell-……..dumbass
Rikku -ignoring him well anyways please review and I will give you all strawberry pocky hugs and new chapters!
Nighthell-……….idiot woman
Kasui-chan- throws multiple sharp objects at Nighthell
Nighthell- aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie runs
Rikku- dances I love u all! Bai bai! Oh wait I almost forgot Digital Manga Publishing "DMP" is a company that specializes in yaoi…I love them!
Rikku-whispers ill actually be shocked if anybody reads this….or likes it…..or reviews…but please review. It would make my day! And plus if u actually like this…I won't keep writin if I don't get any reviews, cuz if I don't then I won't know if anyone likes it - so pleeze review!
