The Day Diego Died
by Pala-and-Papipa
with special guests hachiko chan11 and Dora!!!
Theme Song: Go Diego go Diego!!!
And so on and so forth.
Diego is in his treehouse thing looking through a book about wild animals.
Diego: Hi!!! I'm Diego!!! And this is Baby Jaguar!!!
Baby Jaguar: Rawr.
Diego: I'm looking through a book about wild animals!!!
He shows the audience the pages of the book and points to a picture of a frog.
Diego: Do you know what that is?
Audience: Holy fuck!!! I wasn't born yesterday!!! THAT'S A FUCKING FROG!!!!!!!!
Diego: Right!!! A frog!!!
Audience: DUH!!!!!
He points to a picture of an elk.
Diego: And what is this?
Audience: GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOUSE!!!!!!!
Diego: Right!!! And elk!!!
He puts the book away...
Audience: *sighs in relief*
... and takes out another book.
Audience: DAMMIT!!!!!!!
Diego points to a picture of a mouse.
Diego: And what is that?
Audience: GAH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU, DIEGO!!!!!!!
Diego: Right!!! A mouse!!!
He points to a picture of a deer.
Diego: And what is this?
Audience: Bambi?
Diego: Right!!! A deer!!!!
Diego points to a picture of Sarah Palin.
Diego: And who is this?
Audience: You after The Biggest Loser.
Diego: Right!!!! Sarah Palin!!!!
Audience: I thought this was a fucking kid's show, not a fucking Republican conference!!!!
Dora walks in.
Diego: Look!!! It's my cousin Dora!!! Hi Dora!!!!
He notices the AK-47 in her hand.
Diego: Dora? What's that?
Dora: An AK-47.
Diego: Why'd you bring that?
Dora: Because...
Diego: Because wh –
Dora blasts him to pieces with her AK-47 before he can finish his sentence.
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIEGO'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH HIS FUCKING PICTURE OF SARAH PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Dora: MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!! NOW I SHALL RULE THE WO –
Pala-and-Papipa and hachiko chan11 blast the shit out of Dora before she can finish her sentence with their semi-automatics.
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DORA'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH HER FUCKING AK-47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pala-and-Papipa: It was about time someone did that.
hachiko chan11: Totally.
Audience: REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Jaguar: Finally!!!! Now I can fulfill my life-long dream!!!!
hachiko chan11: And what might that be?
Baby Jaguar: To work as a CEO at AIG!!!!
Pala-and-Papipa and hachiko chan11 look at each other before blasting the shit out of Baby Jaguar.
The End.