Strip Poker, Alcohol, and the GW Boys

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Author's Notes: Um...don't ask...

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.

Warnings: Maniac Heero, Use of Gun

Rating: PG

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One day, all of the GW boys were sitting around the safehouse, bored, when....

Duo: Hey, let's play a game!

Everyone minus Duo: What game?

Duo: Strip poker!

Everyone minus Duo: ???

Duo: *sweatdrop* Don't ya'll even know what that is?

Everyone minus Duo: ....no.....

Duo: Well, it's where you get some alcohol...get some music...get some cards...and--

Quatre: Hey...I wanna play dress-up!

Everyone minus Quatre: *sweatdrop*

Quatre: *looks around at everyone* What? I do...we could make Duo be the bride...and Heero be the groom...and--

Heero: Omae o korosu, Quatre! *runs after Q-man, firing his gun*

Quatre: Aiiiiii!!! *hides behind Duo*

Duo: What the heck, Quatre...what are you-- *shuts up as gun is pointed right at his face*

Heero: WHERE did you hide the small one! *glares*

Duo: Um....over there! *points randomly*

Heero: *turns where Duo pointed, and shoots, shooting down the chandeller (spelling?)*

Chandeller: *crashes to the ground*

Heero: Omae o korosu, chandeller! *starts shooting wildly at the chandeller*

Everyone Else: *is quiet...and starts to slip out the door*

Heero: *proceeds to shoot up the safehouse, laughing maniacally*

Duo: So....who wants strip poker now?

Everyone minus Heero and Duo: *sweatdrop*

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