Larten and Darren

by General Wolfie

Darren wants to play a game, but before long, Darren calls for Seba.

Darren: Mr. Crepsley?

Mr. Crepsley: What is it, Darren?

Darren: I want to play a game..

Mr. Crepsley: Fine... What type of game, Darren?

*Darren giggles*

Mr. Crepsley: ...

Darren: Whoever gets to your coffin, gets to sleep in it!

Mr. Crepsley: I thought you hated coffins?

Darren: Not if it means I get to irritate you.

Mr. Crepsley: I will not play such a silly game with you, Darren.

Darren: Bye then...

*Darren runs off into room and into his coffin.*

Mr. Crepsley: DARREN! DON'T YOU DARE GO IN MY COFFIN.

Darren: Did you just use a short form of a word? SEBA!

Mr. Crepsley: Please... No.

*Darren running off to find Seba*

Darren: SEBA!

The end, thank you to Feodorovna for such a kind review!