Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters included in this fanfiction.

Author's Notes: This is a Pardon the Parody thing. It is about when a doctor sees what Saitoh is like on the inside. You know, his smoking? lol

Pardon the Parody-Saitoh Smoking

Author: Emilee1

The doctor takes his knives and other equipment in his hands. "Let's begin."he said.

He slowly opened his abdomen and was shocked.

"Good Lord, it's as black as night in here!"

* * *