Like Phantoms, Forever
Hello my name is emoe and i have rlly long black hairr that goes down 2 my fete and it has purple sripes and green polka dots and red stars and i hav eyez teh color of teers and a lot of peepl tell me i look like ime rly gawthic but my bff is Gawthick and he is rly gawthic. i hav a bllakk shirt w/ MCR on it (OMFG THEY R SO HOTT) nd blak skirt wich go downn 2 my fete nd redd lace teh clor uv bludd. i were blak fishnets on mai rmz and legs nd i were blak kombat boots nd lots of make up w/ foundashun nd puple i liner. Gawthic haz blakc spiky hair w/ pink tips (HE IS NOT A PREPP!!!!!!111!!!!!) nd werez black long sleeve shirt nd black pants. he weres fishnets on his arm and legs 2. he weres blka converse shoes with vampires on them. we both liv in a townn callt Forks nd we r vammpires. we dont pley sprtz becuz those r for PREPS! and preps r stupidd! espeshully hilary duf! neewayz, gawthick and i seekrtly go2 magick shcool 4 VAMPIIRES ONLY!!!111!!!Gawthic is my bff (mai bestt frned irl) and hes nawt soe prepp. he weres emo cloths jusst liek me, we alwaiz mach but nawt soe much itss prepy cuz prepps r fuccking laem!1!! (Fuck you prepps. /3) he alwais sits alown in hees rewm in his dorrm alone justt lieek al KEWL gothz r. I sekretly love heem!1! Gothic the Harvester is r inglsh teechr. unlike teh othar teacherz, hes vary gawth. he r always standings up on his hi lege and watchs us while wew dont werrk. only prepps do wrrk in shcool. Fucking fags. Ownce he wus cott with Edwurd, (who is a total dick-head-prep-deer-fucking-fag-queer-prep) az thay wur like, puting his u know wat in hees u know were. u know?/.? Gothicc iz sooooooooo0ooo kewl tho he givvs al his stoodents an A+ in hiis clas exept the stewpid prepps! (Those faggots, they should all die.) he alwais werz evanescence shirtts that r relly gothik looking and he haz wite hare that is rly long and has blakk stripez and it lookz rly gawt! he alzo has glowy blackk i'z that r rly gothic lewkig! omg! he teechz us the awwesoomets magiic like wonce he tot us gothics how 2 maek a blakk fire bawl!
okai so 2dai in skewl i walkt in2 Gothics class and OMG he wuz on tawp of edwurd agane! " halp " edwurd said " hes raeping me " i was shockt wuld gothic rly do that?
" no! " Gothic shouted!1 " i yellt surprise, itz al gudd!1! " he said
" ok " i sade. Edwurd gawt up and rann awai criing becuz hees virillity wuz taken agane and he sparkllt awai. (That bitch deserved it.)
latr clas stawrted w/ edwurd cryiing he sade it hurt so i told heem 2 taek it like a champ. he glared preppilly at me nd i flicked heem off. he tukk of heez pink shirtt w/ mily cyrus on itt and threww itt at me i scremed and he wuz sentt 2 the principlez ofice nd given detenshun.
Gothic tot us how 2 make a knif w/ magik and showt us how 2 slitt r wristz w/ it an the preps culdnt do it so we cummed over 2 tehm nd fleeckt em off.