Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does , blah blah blah you know the rest.
Author's note: WARNING!!! THIS IS A VERY RETARDED STORY THAT SHOULD ONLY BE READ BY PEOPLE WHO ARE EXTREMELY BORED AND DESPERATE FOR A LAUGH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I MEAN IT!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO READ THIS?!?! ARE YOU REALLY SURE?!?!?!?! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!!!
Once upon a time, Harry fell out of the sky while he was eating his wand.
The evil corn hippies suddenly attacked and began doing the electric slide which caused Hermione to explode.
Ron did the Hokey Pokey to counter the evil corn hippies' electric slide but the smelly socks of doom fed him my homemade cooking and he transformed into a toilet.
After Harry finished eating his wand he giggled like a 7 year old and did ballet with some guy named Bob. Proffesor Snape skipped through the park in a frilly pink dress shouting, "I'M A BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOTIFUL LITTLE NYMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Bob fell in love with Snape and ditched Harry for him.
The Earth exploded and everyone cheered and threw cheese at eachother and they all lived happily ever after except for Bob because Snape cheated on him with an ant. THE END.
Well, that was short and idiotic...heh....anyway, review if you want to but I don't mind if you think this story is too stupid for you to even waste any time reviewing it. It seems wierd to write this knowing that when I actually DO try to make something GOOD it turns out brilliant. Oh well.
Author's note: WARNING!!! THIS IS A VERY RETARDED STORY THAT SHOULD ONLY BE READ BY PEOPLE WHO ARE EXTREMELY BORED AND DESPERATE FOR A LAUGH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I MEAN IT!!! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO READ THIS?!?! ARE YOU REALLY SURE?!?!?!?! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!!!
Once upon a time, Harry fell out of the sky while he was eating his wand.
The evil corn hippies suddenly attacked and began doing the electric slide which caused Hermione to explode.
Ron did the Hokey Pokey to counter the evil corn hippies' electric slide but the smelly socks of doom fed him my homemade cooking and he transformed into a toilet.
After Harry finished eating his wand he giggled like a 7 year old and did ballet with some guy named Bob. Proffesor Snape skipped through the park in a frilly pink dress shouting, "I'M A BEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOTIFUL LITTLE NYMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Bob fell in love with Snape and ditched Harry for him.
The Earth exploded and everyone cheered and threw cheese at eachother and they all lived happily ever after except for Bob because Snape cheated on him with an ant. THE END.
Well, that was short and idiotic...heh....anyway, review if you want to but I don't mind if you think this story is too stupid for you to even waste any time reviewing it. It seems wierd to write this knowing that when I actually DO try to make something GOOD it turns out brilliant. Oh well.