The Crap! Series Vol. 1

Title: Fishing

Summary: Crap! They bump into each other and something is revealed. This should have stayed in the dark!

A/N: I reformatted this story, to continue the series. As said it's different ficlets with only "Crap!" in common. Please let me know you think.

Disclaimer: As we all know, I own nothing :( Wish I did, but I don't!

She was running in the corridor.

Finally she'd get to see the new handheld naquadria gun she'd had area 51 work on.

He was heading to cafeteria.

It was chocolate cake day.

He had to hurry before someone ate them all up, you can never be too sure.

Boom!

They bumped into each other.

"Whoa, there Carter watch it… You…." he was just getting started about how she was running in the middle of the SGC not looking where she was heading. He was just starting to tease her as usual, be his usual funny self.

But it was then that it caught his eyes.

She was about to defend herself: you were the one who wasn't looking where you were going, sir. You were lost in thought.

But she noticed how his eyes wandered away.

She followed where his eyes were heading, only to be assured what he was staring at.

With an embarrassed cough she sits up from the ground and subtly covers the exposed part of her back.

CRAP!, this is a mutual sentiment!

Crap, he'd seen it! Crap! He wasn't supposed to…. What will I do? run Carter

"Um sorry sir, I was just in a hurry. Gotta go."

And with that she was now sprinting towards the briefing room.

Sprinting without looking back.

Crap!

Crap, she covered it.

Why would she do that. I still hadn't got the chance to fully check it out.

I swear if she hand't gotten up, I could have probably stayed in this position forever.

I mean I always found her attractive, but come on this was plain…. hot.

I've seen her half naked before in the tank top incident.

But this compliments her body. This makes her perfect!

This gotta be new!

I love it.

I gotta see it again.

Hell, am gonna make sure I'll be seeing it again, and very soon!

Colonel Jack O'Neill had just seen Major Samantha Carter's tattoo: fishing!