Marik turned the corner and eyed the alley suspiciously. He turned his head four times, double checking and then triple checking to make sure all was safe.

He motioned for Bakura to hurry up, and he bounded behind him. "Marik, what the h*ll are you doing? Why are we going this way? It's the other way!"

"Shush, hon, come this way! It's quicker."

"Hon?"

"Short for honey."

"Honey?!"

"BAKURA!!! Fine, BAKURA is what I'll call you, if it embarrasses you that much!"

"We're not together!"

"We'll see about that." Marik sped across the alley and said back, "Bakura, motion for Shadi."

Bakura sighed evily and looked back. "Shadi, come on."

"Why am I here? What the f*ck could you want from me?" Shadi said, stepping towards them.

Marik rolled his eyes and sat down. "Cause, you're gonna use that key thing of yours."

"For what?"

"To get us in here!"

Marik pointed towards the building in front of them. Bakura laughed. "He's gonna break us into a strip club? AWESOME."

Marik shushed him and made Shadi go over and open the door. "I can't, this only gets into people's minds. Not strip clubs."

"Aren't strip clubs in everyone's minds anyway?"

"Uhh . . . I guess so. But, nonetheless, I can't."

Marik shuttered. "Guess we'll have to try another day."

"NO!" shouted Bakura, suddenly determined. "I'm gonna see some p*ssy if it's the last thing I do!"

Marik chuckled nervously and said, "Great. Break in."

"Marik, can't we just go in?"

"Not without passes. We have to be 21! And we're like, 16 or something."

"Don't look at me, this anime's so confusing I couldn't tell you if I was 16 on my 16th birthday or not."

"Whatever, and what's an anime?"

"Nothing, can we just get in?"

Shadi smiled. "I got another way . . . "

Once Bakura pulled Marik onto the roof, Shadi spied the glass floor and said, "Great, now we just have to get in there and we're home free!"

Marik ran over and smashed through the glass. Bakura followed, and Shadi disappeared. "I don't need it. I have 72 virgins waiting."

Bakura and Marik landed suspiciously in two chairs. The lights were dim, and two figures approached. Marik and Bakura's eyes flustered, and the figures approached them.

Bakura said, "Look at those legs! And those *sses!"

Marik smiled. "I know!"

The lights turned on. Bakura screamed, jumped up, and ran. Marik sat, happier than ever. "Well, Rexx, Weevil, hurry up and continue! My curfew is midnight."