If you refuse to accept that this was inspired by the link below, or that Hetalia doesn't belong to me, you will be tossed into Russia's house with a sign that says: "I need a spanking"
This story was solely inspired by the link:
(youtube) /watch?v=GoRobSvGauw
Thank you person who made this!!!!
This is a story about the American Revolution.
America sat in his study, planning for the revolt against England. He liked Arthur, he really did, but how could he stay in England's house for the rest of his life and still be the Hero??? He thought…. And then it came to him. The perfect idea. He got up from his desk and yelled to his soldiers to get ready.
---The Next Day---
England squinted at the top of the hill where he knew Alfred would appear. He had really expected that he would come sooner, but knowing Alfred, he probably had to have breakfast first. Suddenly, he saw someone moving over the hill. It was Alfred! With an whole Army behind him. He sighed. Time to watch the events unfold. But what happened next was completely unexpected. Alfred shouted: "BEAT THIS ARTHUR!!!!!!!!!" and pulled out two flags and started to dance.
England had only one thought running through his head the entire 10 seconds before he fainted: "I RAISED THIS GIT????????????????"