Crappily Ever After:
My first Merlin fanfic, featuring Uther Pendragon!
Since I haven't finished the series yet (I'm only in the second season), I don't want to spoil anything by reading other fanfics yet... I think I'll stick to writing stuff after I finish it.
However, I thought the episode with the troll was so funny, it couldn't be ignored. It deserved some form of honor, so here I present it, in this fanfic poem:
Marriage Trolling
Uther Pendragon
Was merrily wed
To a wife who
Wasn't all she said.
The days went by,
That he thought life full,
Until he realized...
He was married.
To a troll.