Disclaimer; I do not own HP! Oh, 1 can only dream!
RANDOM FIC MODE! (This means that I have no idea what Im about to write, so be warned!)
Sirius, Remus, Lily, and James sat in pumkin thinking of spaces of black emptyness and 'why the hell they were sitting in a pumkin in the first place?', except in Sirius's case who was thinking of how great it was to sit in said pumkin! Peter had died in a hole somewhere. painfully. No one likes Pettigrew and no one cares. (Author; Sorry to hurt any Pettigrew lovers, but I really hate him, so tooo fucking bad to you!)
Finally, being the all knowing one he is,( you would think he knew the answer to this question ), Remus asked "Why the bloody hell are we inside a pumkin and how are we fitting into it for that matter?!"
But before anyone could answer this question, Sirius shreiked, "Dont question the wonderfulness of the pumkin!!!" Unfortunately he screamed this in Japaneezee (Author; pronounced Ja-pun-knee-z), so no one understood what he said and his protest was met with an awkward silence.
Now, this awkward silence must not continue, so we now have our author interupt it with Severus Snape! (Author; I had no choice! *wails pathetically*)
'POOF' Snape appeared out of nowhere in pink robes and shreiled (quite like a banshee) " I AM THE GREEN BAT OF THE DUNGEONS, WHICH I STALK AT NIGHT AND I AM HERE TO FILL THIS AWKWARD SILENCE OF SOLITUDE THAT ENVOLVES 4 PEOPE, NOW 5 SINCE I AM HERE!" This was met by another awkward silence. And much staring. (Auther; Yes I know the fragment there, I put it there on purpose. Its an afterthought)
So they stared at Snape..and stared...and stared...and stared...until Snape's brain exploded into mushi pork. (Which Sirius promptly ate and threw up). With one last wail vowing revenge Snape was dead. So they didn't have to worry about revenge from a dead man. Noone truly cared that Snape was dead. Not even his mother. So Sirius swept his thrown up/melted brain into a dust pan and sat back down.
They were all sitting at a table in a pumkin. It was strange. It was fun. It was Sour Patch Kid-a-rific!
Voldemort showed up and did the side step. Dumbldore joined him soon after and they both performed a cha-cha slide. Harry popped in from the future killing both Dumbledore and Voldemort cuz Voldemort was evil and Dumbledore was, you know, there and he had the chance to kill the old bastard. Sluggy and Minnie got married inside the pumkin. Sirius got bored, grew wings and flew away, of course he took the pumkin with him cuz he loved his precious Fredwick (the pumkin). Remus spontanully conbusted for the heck (Author; yes, I can say Bastard, but I will never say hell!) of it. James left Lily for a Red Squirrel (he always did like the red heads. hehe!)! Kool-aid man punched throught the wall and was met with a awkward silence. Lily took her own life cuz she's a bitch. They all side-steped off the stage! Sirius found a mysterious remote backstage and hit rewind ...
Rewind
Sirius, Remus, Lily, and James sat in pumkin .....
So what do you think, I got really bored! This is all improv (Did I spell that right?)! Hope you like it! What do you think!
Review or Sirius loses his wings! Sirius likeshis wings!