Me: Yay! It's awesome to be back!

Samus: It's awesome to be back for me too! I'm glad you don't make me some stupid brat.

Me: Samus, you're too awesome for that! Now, please do the disclaimer.

Samus: Golfer does not own Super Smash Bros or any related character, nor any of it's games.

Me: On with the story!

Samus, Mario, Meta Knight and Jigglypuff were enjoying a peaceful day at a Café.

"Ahhhh, this is the life" said Mario, full of spaghetti. "No Bowser, no enemies, no brawls, just a nice day with good friends."

"How true, Mario" Meta Knight answered. "Samus, Jigglypuff, would you like me to get some refills for you?"

"No, thank you" Jigglypuff and Samus said, giggling at Meta Knight.

"Hey, Mario" Samus began. "How are you so strong as a plumber? I mean, I have two different DNA types to make me stronger, but how are you so strong?"

"Well" Mario began. "I don't know why. Fighting Bowser must have made me more powerful, and…WHAT IN THE NAME OF PLUMBING IS GOING ON!?" Mario pointed outside, where Bowser Jr. was standing with his mask on and was in front of a large, bubbling caldron.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I have here my father, who was shrunk to half his size" Bowser Jr. yelled to all the smashers surrounding. "This bowl of bubbling liquid will transform him into a 14 foot monster, about 1.4 times his original size and power, curtsey of my bros. Now, prepare for your defeat Mario!"

Mario yelled out "Mama Mia" and ran out to get Bowser Jr. Jr. used his paintbrush to swat Mario away. Samus suddenly shot a missile, but the caldron burst, taking out the missile. Bowser was in the place of the caldron. Many surrounding smashers naturally ran away, except for Meta Knight, Samus and Mario.

"Jigglypuff, run" Meta Knight yelled. Jigglypuff did as she was told. Suddenly, Jr. whistled and his airship landed. Jr. and his dad got on quickly. Mario attempted to board it, but bullet bills shot at him, forcing him to need to take cover. In the blink of an eye, the airship was gone.

"This is insane" Master Hand said to the assembled smashers. "He possesses my brother, nearly kills him and everybody here. We trust him enough to let him out of his prison, and he goes into space! Mario, what is he going to do?"

Mario looked at Master Hand and explained. "Well, he's taking his son, and I think he wants to finish his unfinished work; to take over the galaxy. We need to pursue him." Many people gasped at this, but Master Hand nodded in approval.

"Yes, I will send three smashers out there, while the rest will defend against Bowser's kids and maybe his army. Now, I will choose the three with the most experience in space. Samus, Fox and leading will be Mario."

Samus and Fox were just yelling "what?" in disapproval.

"Listen" Master Hand began in protest. "Mario is Bowser's enemy. He has been in space twice. Mario knows all about Bowser, and he may have allies in space. Now, you will follow his orders or I'll put you in Crazy Hand's special place."

Samus and Fox were afraid and said "Okay, okay!"

"Good" said Master Hand in a calm voice. "Now, I created a fast ship called the Hand ship which is a large hand in my image. It has five fingers which-"

"Hey, the thumb isn't a finger" Ganondork protested. Master Hand replied in a way you might guess.

"Shut up Ganondork. Anyway, they shoot out beams. Press the wart button on it to do so and use the scab wheel to steer. Off you go!"